Ashley Greene Leads FHM Spain List of ‘Cinco Fantastico’ Hotties; I Say, ‘Si!’

You know I'm kind of against ranked lists of hotties, but, when FHM Spain put out their 'Fantastic 5' list and it included the likes of Ashley Greene, Katy Cocktease, Sofia Vergara, Irina Shayk, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, well, I pay attention. It's like I've found a long-lost Spanish brother I never knew I had (you know, despite my dad's stories about traveling through Spain impregnating women left and right during his youth and the related genetic odds therein.) I'd like to say that thing about how I wouldn't kick any of these super sexy women out of my boudoir, but since rope binding would be one of the pre-conditions for any of them being there in the first place, it's less relevant. Enjoy.