Katy Perry

2012 Grammy Award Hottie Rodeo: Rihanna, Kate Beckinsale, Katy Cocktease, and Anne Vyalitsyna

I must admit, we got half way through our Grammy Hotties list last night, had a bit too much to drink, and when we woke up today, we were still kind of pleasantly surprised with our original list.

We picked Anne Vyalitsyna as our top hottie of the night, even though she has nothing to do with music short of she-banging the craptastic out of Maroon 5's Adam Levine, which is definitely a big something something for Adam. But we had to give it up for that slit dress of hers. Quite amazing.

We also felt pangs in our loins for Rihanna and Katy Cocktease, who we showed you earlier today canoodling and playing grabby hands. Rounding out our sextastic list were uber-hottie Kate BeckinsaleMalin Akerman, Fergie, and, okay, sue me, Billionaire Barbie who looked hot enough to donkey punch at last nights big music event. Just based upon the amount of skin showing, we're hoping there might be a trend here headed into the Oscars. Fingers and legs crossed. Enjoy.

Rihanna and Katy Cocktease Get Heated In the Grammy Audience

We'll have more complete coverage of the standout hotties at the 2012 Grammy Awards later today, but we'd be remiss, or amiss, or just miss out on our duty if we didn't share this amazing twin frisky visual delight of a super sextastic looking Rihanna in the audience getting clingy and cuddly with freshly single Katy Cocktease, who despite the Lazy Town hair-do, looked equally lust-inducing at the music award show last night.

To say that Rihanna and Katy Cocktease getting all handsy and cleavy could lead a man to threesome fantasies is quite the understatement, and, to be honest, after leering at these photos for one or several hours here now, I'm thinking a six-pack and some circus peanuts might just make for some decent refreshment while watching Rihanna, the overtly sexual diva, finally expose the newly single and teasy-crafted preacher's daughter with the heaving-good chest.

Oh, yes, you see, I have been thinking. Check out these shots and see if your mind doesn't start imagining the 70's-style porn fantasies as well. Enjoy.

Katy Cocktease Flashes The Legs That Will Trap Her Next Man

Katy Cocktease has been completely covering up her teasing-sized chest puppies pretty much since word of her strung-out husband divorcing her a few weeks ago, and follow-on revelations that Katy's fun-spirited, giggly public persona may not be quite exactly matching her private behavior. While the fact that a wife might be pleasant in public and a nightmare when the guests go home is, in fact, not truly much of a revelation for any man who's had more than one girlfriend in his life, we are always sad to see any reason for Katy Cocktease to further secrete her twin set of splendiferous melons. I feel like we are farther than ever from actually seeing those bad girls exposed.

Nevertheless, even the flashing of her leer-worthy legs leaves us in quite certainty that Katy will soon be wrapping the full Cocktease around another lucky bastard in very short order. Could it be us? Magic 8-Ball says 'Highly Doubtful'. Alas. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Anna Kendrick gets the Golden Globe snub. (HuffPo)

Are Kim Kardashian and co. in trouble? (FoxNews)

Olivia Munn covered nude PETA ad. (GossipCenter)

Nicole Scherzinger bikini vacation. (Celebuzz)

Katy Perry goes blue. (TMZ)

Erin Heatherton out and looking hot. (Popoholic)

Hot chicks on Facebook. (TheChive)

READER FINDS: Taylor Momsen Porn Star Hanging, Kelly Kelly Nip Slippage, Rita Rusic Topless, Jessica-Jane Clement Flashing Pre-Job Boobtastic, and Much More…

 

Our very favorite time of the week. Friday. And not just because we have personally interpreted company policy to understand that Friday means that drinking is allowed in the office beginning at 10am, and, more importantly, it's the day of the week for Reader Finds, our bevy of collective celebrity flesh from around the Egotastic! Reader globe. It caps off our Maslow pyramid of needs, not to mention stimulating a few areas around the base.

This weeks Reader Finds includes a highly promising look at Taylor Momsen hanging with a porn star, WWE diva Kelly Kelly flashing nip, Katy Perry in a highlighted bit of headlights, Jessica-Jane Clement hot and topless, Shannon Elizabeth in a classic topless shoutout, Adrianne Curry NYE cleavage, Rita Rusic finally without a bikini top, Lily Aldridge down top, and Kristen Stewart luscious butt shots. It's an assemblage of the amazing.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Divorced! It’s Time to Move from Cocktease to My Concubine

Couple things here, yeah, okay, very sad about Katy Cocktease and Russell Brand. But, who didn't see this one coming? Forever traveling teasy pop diva and stay-at-home strung-out lounge-about actor husband? Yeah, no.

Second, Katy and Russell were just about as convincing as Kim and Kris when it came to endless series of media interviews slamming all the divorce rumors, up until a few days ago. Always, always, a big crock of bull when celebs can't go on enough shows to squash rumors. It's Celeb Behavior 101. 

And, finally, most importantly, Katy Cocktease and I can finally be together, in conjugal relations, whatever that might entail or, you know, cost. I am so ready. Katy, please call me. 

Check out the latest skinny on how Russell Brand actually dropped divorce papers on Katy Perry at our breaking news partners, TMZ.

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures Bring the Epic Cleavage to Hawaiian Isles

Well, the rumor mills are flying about Katy Cocktease being on vacation in Hawaii without her husband, the lanky, strung-out self-described comedian, and also without her wedding ring, but, to be honest, how can we focus on marital strife (kind of a redundant phrase) when we're ogling Katy's mondiferous mammaries in her hardly able to hold 'em bikini out in the water. 

CLICK HERE to check out the full set of Katy Perry bikini pictures on Celebuzz.

Seriously, you must. Cause she will tease you til it hurts. In a good way. Enjoy.