Kim Kardashian Bikini, Eva Amurri Cleavage, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, and More!

01:22 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

FHM was kind enough to make a compendium of US TV hotties in their April issue, and making the list are some hot Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, some great Eva Amurri cleavage, Summer Glau in her bra, Olivia Munn in her underwear, Minka Kelly showing some ass, Jessica Stroup in a wet, see-though wife-beater, and Erin Cummings in what I believe is a leopard-print bikini. So, good job FHM! Keep it up.

Link: Kim Kardashian Bikini, Eva Amurri Cleavage, Summer Glau, Olivia Munn, and More!

Not Really a Surprise

12:39 PM, Filed under: Links

Corey Haim is dead. Huh. (PopSugar)

Dontcha just love Christina Hendricks' cleavage? (CollegeHumor)

Dina Lohan is just as crazy Lindsay Lohan. Or Vice Versa. (DListed)

You probably don't want to buy Beyonce's new clothing line. (Pink is the New Blog)

Heidi Montag is plastic, not funny. (Popoholic)

The Academy totally forgot about Farrah Fawcett. (CityRag)

Did Tom Cruise force Katie Holmes to get pregnant again? Probably. (Popbytes)

Link: Not Really a Surprise

Megan Fox's Ass is an Outtake!?

11:43 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Megan Fox

Okay, so everyone knows the entire publishing industry is in the dumps, and magazines are no exception, so why the hell would Harper's Bazaar take this photo (above) of Megan Fox, ass up in the air, and NOT publish it in their magazine!? What. The. Fuck. Do they not understand how to sell magazine? Or do they actually think that people want to see Megan Fox fully clothed, wearing fancy dresses. They don't. People want to see Megan Fox naked. As naked as possible. And if she has to be wearing clothes, they want to see her sticking her ass in the air, like she's doing in this picture. That's how you sell fucking magazines!

The other pictures is one from the magazine that we forgot to include when we posted the rest of Megan Fox's Harper's Bazaar photoshoot.

Update: Turns out the girl in the top picture is NOT Megan Fox. It's actually Danish model Mia Rosing, who, it must be said, does look like Megan Fox, especially from that amazing angle. Here's more of her from that set, and one topless shot, too.

Link: Megan Fox's Ass is an Outtake!?

Sophia Bush Bikini Pictures!

11:07 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Sophia Bush

It's been a while since we've seen anything from mega-hottie Sophia Bush, and in fact, these pictures are a little old - from last June - but I haven't seen them before, and that's all that matters. What also matters is that these are some very sexy Sophia Bush bikini pictures taken on the set of One Tree Hill, a show that, mysteriously, has yet to be cancelled. Then again, when you take a look at Sophia Bush in her bikini, it's actually not that hard to figure out why it's still on the air.

Link: Sophia Bush Bikini Pictures!

Alessandra Ambosio Bikini Pictures Go Ass Up

01:57 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Alessandra Ambrosio

Well, if these aren't the best Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures I've ever seen, I don't know what are. Because if there's only thing about Alessandra Ambrosio that's perfect (even though there's much more than one thing) it's her ass. And here's Alessandra Ambrosio's ass from every possible angle.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Alessandra Ambosio Bikini Pictures Go Ass Up

This Can't Be Happening

01:22 PM, Filed under: Links

Jessica Simpson has a new song. With Billy Corgan. Of Smashing Pumpkins. Yes, that is Hell freezing over. (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Gwyneth Paltrow cheating on Coldplay with Snow Patrol? (DListed)

Love that Maria Menounos cleavage. (Popoholic)

OMG! Are Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal a couple!? NO! Because she's mine! (PopSugar)

Can you tell the Olsen Twins apart? (CityRag)

If you join this Facebook Page, a woman will name her baby Megatron! DO IT!!! (CollegeHumor)

6 years of Thighs Wide Awesome! (Thighs Wide Shut)

Link: This Can't Be Happening

Amanda Seyfried Nude Pictures are Blurry, but Still Hot

12:34 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Amanda Seyfried

Well, here it is folks, in all it's blurry, underexposed goodness: Amanda Seyfried nude in her new movie! The source and quality is a bit dubious, but it really doesn't matter, as this is still a great day in celebrity nudity. Hopefully there will be even more of Amanda Seyfried naked, and I, for one, can't wait until the Blu-Ray comes out...

Link: Amanda Seyfried Nude Pictures are Blurry, but Still Hot

Julie Bowen Bikini Pictures

11:02 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Julie Bowen

I've had something of a crush on Julie Bowen since her days on Ed, and she's great on Modern Family (which is one of the funniest shows on TV right now), so I was really excited about these Julie Bowen bikini pictures. But I think I might have been a little more excited if we had gotten some Julie Bowen bikini pictures back when she was on Ed. Don't get me wrong, she still looks great, but I wouldn't mind if things would have been a little higher up... Now, where are those Sofia Vergara bikini pictures!?

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Julie Bowen Bikini Pictures

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless with Lydia Hearst and Friends in Purple Magazine

12:22 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rosie Huntington-Whitely

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of my new favourite models. Mostly because she's always topless or naked. Take these new Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless pictures from Purple magazine. As is obvious, she's topless again. And so are her model friends Lydia Hearst, Eniko Mihalik, and Irina Lazareanu. The other one is Constance Jablonski, but she's not topless for some reason. Also, when I grow up, I want to be Terry Richardson, because all he seems to do is take pictures of hot, naked Supermodels.

Also, Eniko Mihalik is a new favourite for the same reasons as listed above. And she's super hot.

Link: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Topless with Lydia Hearst and Friends in Purple Magazine

SUITCASE ARMOR!!!!

11:44 AM, Filed under: Links

Scarlett Johansson looks hot in the new Iron Man 2 trailer. Also, it's the Iron Man 2 trailer! (Popoholic)

Lindsay Lohan got fired. Again. (DListed)

This is definitely one of the sexiest pictures of Jessica Simpson ever. (CollegeHumor)

Rachelle Lefevre likes puppies. (Pink is the New Blog)

Does Kristen Stewart ever bathe? (PopSugar)

Okay, Sandra Bullock's Oscar moment was pretty good. (CityRag)

Link: SUITCASE ARMOR!!!!

Autumn Reeser Nude Sex Scene Video from The Big Bang Movie Trailer

04:55 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Autumn Reeser

Hey, do you remember Autumn Reeser from The O.C., and countless guest appearances various other TV shows? Well, from now on you'll remember her as the naked girl in the movie The Big Bang. Yeah, I've never heard of it either, but we've got a vidoe clip of Autumn Reeser nude in the trailer for the movie, so that's pretty awesome. Yes, that's right, the trailer. So we can only imagine what else will be in the movie... And even though it's short and low quality, she's just as hot as you thought she'd be. And now even hotter, since she seems to be cool with getting naked on screen. Awesome.

Watch the Video:

Autumn Reeser Nude Sex Scene Video from The Big Bang Movie Trailer

Link: Autumn Reeser Nude Sex Scene Video from The Big Bang Movie Trailer

The Oscars Were Shit

03:29 AM, Filed under: Media Files \ Pictures \ Award Shows

Fuck me, this year's Oscar show was beyond brutal. Besides a few funny jokes from Steve Martin, and Ben Stiller in Avatar makeup, it was a complete and utter waste of fucking time. There weren't even any sexy dresses on the red carpet, so what we have here is all the hot ladies I could find from all the various Oscar parties going on his weekend, arranged (mostly) in order of cleavage.

Christina Hendricks

Hilary Swank

Miley Cyrus

Anna Kendrick

Tatiana Ali

Diane Kruger

Carey Mulligan

Elizabeth Banks

Natalie Portman

Vanessa Hudgens

Maria Menounos

Kelly Brook

Link: The Oscars Were Shit

Audrina Patridge Behind The Scenes Bikini

01:26 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Audrina Patridge

If you liked those Audrina Patridge bikini pictures from FHM we posted earlier this week, then you'll probably like these behind the scenes Audrina Patridge bikini pictures, seeing as hot is the same girl, and all. I don't know what it is about old-style roller skates, but they're just really sexy for some reason. Or maybe it's because she's bending over and showing us her tits. Either way, yum.

Link: Audrina Patridge Behind The Scenes Bikini

Weekend Links

12:16 PM, Filed under: Links

Olivia Wilde is sexy and cleavey. (Popoholic)

But really, where did Jessica Biel get that ass!? (CollegeHumor)

Are those robots peeing on Rihanna? (DListed)

Billy Corgan talks about Jessica Simpson with Rolling Stone. (Pink is the New Blog)

OMG! It's Johnny Depp in his boxers! (PopSugar)

Grace Park by the fire. (CityRag)

Link: Weekend Links

Rihanna Side Boob is Back from the Future

11:39 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rihanna

Rihanna is back. Back from the future! And she's here to warn us all that we end up wearing really stupid looking outfits, but there's side boob cleavage, so it's okay. Seriously, though, what the fuck is she wearing. I know in this day of Lady Gaga walking around looking like she got dressed in a retarded two-year-old's nightmare, celebrities think they have to compete, but they don't, because Lady Gaga is fucking crazy. And she's ugly too. So Rihanna, please, for the love of everything good in this world, just dress like a normal hot girl. But if you do insist on wearing such ridiculous outfits, at least please make sure they show off a ton of side boob cleavage like this one.

Link: Rihanna Side Boob is Back from the Future