Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures from St. Barths (Where I Should Be)

11:14 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Doutzen Kroes

In my opinion, Doutzen Kroes is one of the hottest Victoria's Secret Supermodels right now, so you can imagine just how much I'm enjoying these Doutzen Kroes bikini pictures from the Victoria's Secret photoshoot in St. Barths. Why I'm not in St. Barths right now instead of surround by 6-foot-tall snow banks is really starting to make me wonder. I mean really, what the fuck am I doing here?

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures from St. Barths (Where I Should Be)

Tila Tequila Nipple Slip is No Accident

01:24 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Tila Tequila

Oops! Yeah right. If you think this Tila Tequila nipple slip was an accident, you're an idiot. Just like Tila Tequila. The nipple slip is the quickest and easiest way to get attention in Hollywood, and when it comes to quick and easy, Tila Tequila is at the top of the list. And I just love that some girl is trying to maintain what last shred of dignity Tila has by pulling up her shirt. Either that or she's trying to cop a feel...

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Tila Tequila Nipple Slip is No Accident

H.A.T.E.U. Too

12:49 PM, Filed under: Links

Mariah Carey's new music video is, well, you know. (DListed)

Rihanna got a new tattoo. And it's backwards. (Pink is the New Blog)

Emmanuelle Chriqui is more perfecter than ever. (Popoholic)

Gisele Bundchen had a baby boy. (PopSugar)

That Rachel Uchitel is actually pretty good lookin. (CityRag)

This Lindsay is really cute. (CollegeHumor)

No, Brad Pitt is not helping Jennifer Aniston have a baby. (PopBytes)

Link: H.A.T.E.U. Too

Rachel Stevens Topless Tease

12:13 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rachel Stevens

At a time when we get random and unexpected Lindsay Lohan topless pictures with her tits and ass hanging out, it seems a bit quaint to have these Rachel Stevens topless pictures that really don't show anything at all. Of course, Rachel Stevens isn't desperately trying to cling to what's left of her career by flashing her tits in a desperate (albeit effective) bid for attention. Too bad.

Link: Rachel Stevens Topless Tease

Kristin Davis Bikini Pictures

11:37 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kristin Davis

Kristin Davis spent some bikini time on the beach with her boyfriend in St. Barts while on a break from filming Sex and the City 2. Still looks pretty good, but I can tell you right now, there's no amount of bikini scenes that will get me to see that movie. Hell, they could put a four-way sex scene featuring all the main cast completely nude, and I still wouldn't go. Actually, I wouldn't go especially if they had a scene like that. *Shudder*

Except for Kristin Davis. I still like her.

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Kristin Davis Bikini Pictures

New Lindsay Lohan Topless Pictures from Muse Magazine

01:05 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Okay, totally wasn't expecting these, but after yesterday's preview of Lindsay Lohan's sexy photoshoot in Muse magazine, we now have even more photos, including some Lindsay Lohan topless pictures, and full on Lindsay Lohan nipple. Wow, she's really trying to resurrect her career by getting naked. Too bad it's not going to work in the slightest. Still, nice try. Much appreciated.

Link: New Lindsay Lohan Topless Pictures from Muse Magazine

Worst. Couple. Ever.

12:26 PM, Filed under: Links

Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are dating? WTF!? (PopSugar)

Tiger Wood's mother-in-law was taken to the hospital from his house. Wow, not his week. (Pink is the New Blog)

Christian Serratos is a tight little thing. (Popoholic)

Lady GaGa meets the Queen of England, dressed like a moron. Obviously. (DListed)

Funny celebrity photobombs. (CityRag)

The extended version of the Tiger Woods voicemail. (CollegeHumor)

Haley Bennet is a hell of a hottie. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Megan Fox looks even better in Hi Def. (The Blu-Ray Blog)

Link: Worst. Couple. Ever.

Elin Nordegren May or May Not Have Left Tiger Woods

12:06 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elin Nordegren

So, if you've been following the whole Tiger Woods fiasco, you might have heard that Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren has finally left his ass. Or not. No one really seems sure. I don't know, nor do I really care. I'm just using this as a flimsy excuse to finally post these really hot Elin Nordegren bikini pictures, some of which also feature Elin Nordegren topless. I really don't know why Tiger would cheat on his wife, a Swedish model (as if regular women in Sweden weren't hot enough, she's a Swedish model), but he's a fucking idiot. And if she has left him, I'd just like her to know that while I'm not a Billionaire golfer, I do alright as a blogger, and I wouldn't cheat on her.

Link: Elin Nordegren May or May Not Have Left Tiger Woods

Adrianne Curry Naked Kissing Girls and Playing Video Games on Twitter

10:40 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Adrianne Curry

So, I think Adrianne Curry might have the best Twitter feed out there. Why? Well, how about these photos of Adrianne Curry naked kissing girls and playing video games (World of Warcraft, specifically) that she posted. Yeah. I mean, she's basically doing my job for me. But seriously, this girl is one hot attention whore. And I like it. Especially that one where her boobs all up in that other girls boobs. That's hot.

And yes, I do believe that is a Darth Vader dildo between her breasts in the second to last picture...

Link: Adrianne Curry Naked Kissing Girls and Playing Video Games on Twitter

Linsday Lohan Loves Her Threesomes

01:38 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

Here's Lindsay Lohan in a photoshoot for Muse magazine with her tits and ass hanging out in a threesome. She doesn't have a movie to promote. Or a TV show. Or a play. Or an ad campaign. So I guess she's finally making her way into porn. At least that's where it seems she's headed. I think it always was her calling. Though at 23, she's already (way) past her prime.

Link: Linsday Lohan Loves Her Threesomes

A Threesome With Puppet Dracula

01:09 PM, Filed under: Links

Lindsay Lohan does the walk of shame from Jason Segel's house. (Pink is the New Blog)

Tiger Woods played a round of 9 holes. If you know what I mean. (DListed)

Olivia Munn: Total hottie. (Popoholic)

Sienna Miller and Jude Law spend the weekend together. (PopSugar)

Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple. (CityRag)

Brooke Long aka Model #15 on Deal or No Deal. (CollegeHumor)

Link: A Threesome With Puppet Dracula

Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures

12:31 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Carrie Underwood

I don't listen to Country music, so I don't know what Carrie Underwood sounds like, but I do know what she looks like, and that's hot. These Carrie Underwood bikini pictures were snapped at The Cove in the Bahamas. It snowed last night where I live. I'd much rather be in the Bahamas with Carrie Underwood. Even if it meant I had to listen Country music.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures

Christina Hendricks Busts Out the Cleavage

02:44 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Christina Hendricks

I wanted to come up with a classy way to point out that Christina Hendricks has incredibly large breasts, but I'm not that clever, and frankly, it's not a classy thing to do to begin with, so obviously, that didn't work. Of course, it doesn't really need to be pointed out. After all, her breasts are enormous. And awesome. Not quite sold on the makeup choice, though.

And yes, the dink is her husband. I know, it makes me want to kill myself too.

Link: Christina Hendricks Busts Out the Cleavage

Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures (Sort of)

03:04 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus was hanging at her hotel pool in Miami yesterday, and we've got the Miley Cyrus bikini pictures to prove it. We also have what looks like a Miley Cyrus nipple slip. However, even though it appears to be a genuine nipple slip, Miley's bikini top string is just barely covering her up, and I guess keeping these pictures legal. And yes, that is a tattoo under Miley Cyrus' breast. She's such a role model.

Photo credit: INF Photo

Link: Miley Cyrus Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures (Sort of)

Weekend Links

02:43 PM, Filed under: Links

Penelope Cruz gets sexy in Interview magazine. (Popoholic)

Katie Price is drunk again. (DListed)

Date night for Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner. (Pink is the New Blog)

Date night for Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. (PopSugar)

If Oprah was gay... (CityRag)

Why doesn't Jessica Alba wear more outfits like this? (CollegeHumor)

This is not Tiger Woods' wife. (Thighs Wide Shut)

Link: Weekend Links