Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures Are Not As Hot As They Once Were

01:10 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Heidi Klum

So, um, I kinda wish I'd never seen these Heidi Klum bikini pictures. The former Supermodel is definitely showing off why she is a former Supermodel, as she vacations with her kids in Mexico. Now I'm not going to nit-pick every last inch of Heidi's body, since by all standards she's still way up there, and it's probably more the bikini's fault than hers, but I think we can all admit that she's lost a little of her lustre in the past few years. And it would seem that most of that lustre was located in her breasts. Where the hell did they go!?

Same question applies to Heidi Klum's ass.

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Weekend Links

12:21 PM, Filed under: Links

Kelly Ripa is one hot mamma. (Popoholic)

Jessica Simpson shows a bit of nip. (CollegeHumor)

All your favourite celebrity nip slips. (eBaum's World)

Amy Winehouse is loose on the highway. (DListed)

Liv Tyler is single. Yay? (Pink is the New Blog)

Gwyneth Paltrow roams the streets of Rome. (PopSugar)

Paris Hilton takes it off for GQ Russia. (Horny Oyster)

Britney Spears and K-Fed like to stay in touch. (IDLYITW)

Nicole Richie makes a coffee run with hubbie and baby in tow. (Just Jared)

No one wants to work with Lindsay Lohan. (A Socialite's Life)

Halle Berry has cats in her cleavage. (CityRag)

Uma Thurman is being sued by Lancome. (Hollywood Rag)

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Monica Bellucci Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures

11:32 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Monica Bellucci

It might be a bit blurry, but what we have here is Monica Bellucci nipple slip. Monica was spotted taking in some sun on her yacht off the island of Ponza, Italy, and it looks like she had a little bikini wardrobe malfunction as she was getting up. Either that or she really wanted her nipples to get some colour, but not the rest of her breasts.

I'm not sure why there aren't any Monica Bellucci topless pictures here, after all, she's Italian, she's on a yacht, and did I mention she's Italian? Whatever, even just getting to see Monica Bellucci in a bikini is good enough.

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Elizabeth Hurley's Cleavage Continues to Amaze

10:19 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elizabeth Hurley

You know the drill, we post pictures of famous ladies' breasts, you click on said pictures. Today, we have some rather nice pictures featuring Elizabeth Hurley's breasts on their way to some party or something. As always, her cleavage is rather spectacular, and like a fine wine, only gets better with age. Let's just hope that unlike wine, Liz's cleavage won't go off after too many years.

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Sophie Howard's Breasts Are Nuts

09:30 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Sophie Howard

British glam model Sophie Howard came out for the Nuts Football Awards the other day and brought a little something with her. Actually, two little somethings. Actually, two rather big somethings. I'm talking about Sophie Howard's breasts. You got that, right? I didn't really think she'd be sexier with her clothes on, but there you have it. Thankfully, Sophie Howard gets naked all the time too. But it's nice to have a change every once in a while.

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Eva Mendes Topless Pictures from Italian Vogue

11:06 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Eva Mendes

Yeah... so... um... Here's Eva Mendes topless in the new issue of Italian Vogue. It's okay, I'll wait...

So, as I was saying, Eva Mendes is topless in the new issue of Italian Vogue, and Oh. My. God. is she damned sexy. I mean, I'm not a foot fetush guy, but seeing Eva Mendes' breasts being massaged by a pair of feet is pretty freaking hot. Let me tell you, I like this whole famous ladies getting naked thing. I think it might catch on.

If you haven't started clicking on the pictures, now might be a good time.

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Down She Goes

10:43 AM, Filed under: Links

Ahahahaaahaha! Fergie eats pavement. (DListed)

Christina Ricci's looking sexy on Leno. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Aniston's ass vs. Elisha Cuthbert's ass. (CityRag)

Blast from the past: Jessica Alba's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Nicole Richie and baby do Bazaar magazine. (PopSugar)

Leighton Meester goes from Gossip Girl to Entourage. (Defamer)

Mariah Carey had her wedding planned out all along. (Pink is the New Blog)

Madonna heads to the gym. Again. (Just Jared)

Kelly Osbourne had one too many. (IDLYITW)

Is Katherine Heigl leaving Grey's Anatomy? (A Socialite's Life)

Britney wants to buy a house near Kevin. (Hollywood Rag)

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Even More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

09:49 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert is the gift that keeps on giving this week. Yes, this is the fourth Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures post this week, but if you've got a problem with that, you're probably on the wrong website. Today, we've got Elisha in a star-spangled bikini, and she's looking to be in better spirits than the past couple days. I guess she's come to terms with the paparazzi snapping away, and I bet her publicist told her to shut up and smile.

Previously this week:

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip?
More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures
Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Oh yeah, more Elisha Cuthbert bikini pics after the jump.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Bikini Pictures from Fitness Magazine

01:11 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Once upon a time, Elisabeth Hasselbeck was the cute girl on Survivor. Now she's the annoying, idiotic, Republican girl on The View. Thankfully she's still cute, and TVs have mute buttons. And now with these Elisabeth Hasselbeck bikini pictures from Fitness Magazine, you can also add MILF to her resume. In fact, Hasselbeck donned her bikini to show off how she got back into shape after having a baby not long ago. Sadly, along with the baby weight, she seems to have also lost the gargantuan boobs she once had.

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Kim Kardashian Gets Ass Reduction Treatment

12:40 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

I don't think Kim Kardashian gets it. The ONLY reason people "like" her is because her ass is a thing of constant fascination. How did her ass get so big? Is her ass actually real? How come she doesn't fall over more often? That's basically it. I don't think anyone watches her retarded reality show because they are interested in her "life." So why the hell did Kim Kardashian get ass reduction treatments!?

On her website, Kim writes about how she got "cellulite treatment" to get into top shape for some stupid calendar she's shooting for her boyfriend's birthday (and to sell on her website, naturally). It's a lame, and very obvious example of product placement, and makes her look even more ridiculous than before. Anyway, it's not like she even needed the ass reduction, since they could have just done it digitally when they were so obviously photoshopping these pictures.

So what's my point? Well, I guess it's that you have no reason left to care about Kim Kardashian in any way. You're welcome.

Link: Kim Kardashian Gets Ass Reduction Treatment

Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip?

02:20 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but it's possible that there might be an Elisha Cuthbert nipple slip in here somewhere. It looks like all Elisha's underwater activity may have led to a minor wardrobe malfunction, but she may have caught it before we did, and adjusted her bikini top quicker than we might have liked. Or did she? Zooming in on this possible nipple slip picture might reveal a bit of Elisha's nipple, or a shadow from her thumb. Who knows.

Nipple slip or not, though, we do have some nice under-boob cleavage, a rare sight indeed. Also, there's over 100 Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures in this set because I'm seriously crazy.

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She's Bendy

01:44 PM, Filed under: Links

I want to be on of Kylie Minogue's dancers. (Pink is the New Blog)

A nice long look at Jessica Simpson's ass. (CollegeHumor)

Be thankful Amy Winehouse isn't completely naked. (DListed)

Which celebrities have moms who are MILFs? (PopSugar)

Miranda Kerr is very kissable. (Popoholic)

Nicole Richie is back at traffic school. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears gets to spend more time with her kids. (IDLYITW)

Angelina Jolie is having twin girls? Please put me suspended animation for the next 18 years. (A Socialite's Life)

Amy Winehouse was arrested. Again. (CelebSlam)

Is Mariah Carey high? (CityRag)

Jennifer Lopez and Dina Lohan are the top celebrity moms? On what basis? (Hollywood Rag)

Kelly Osbourne walked into a wall. (Popbytes)

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Ashlee SImpson's Cleavage is Wow

01:24 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Ashlee Simpson

Bam! Jessica Simpson better watch her back (or rather her front), because it looks like baby sister Jessica Simpson is the busty one of the bunch now. With the simple one-two punch of a very low neck t-shirt, and a great push-up bra, Ashlee Simpson's cleavage is finally making her somewhat interesting. But could this be more than just a good bra? Could this actually be proof that Ashlee has a bun in the oven. Who cares! Boobs!

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More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

12:18 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elisha Cuthbert

You know how some people look even hotter when they're angry? Well, Elisha Cuthbert isn't one of them. Elisha was none too happy with the paparazzi snapping away at her on vacation in Hawaii, taking all these Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, and it definitely shows in her expression. Unfortunately, that means she doesn't look very pretty in quite a few of these shots. Thankfully, Elisha does look damn good in a bikini, so you're probably not looking at her face anyway.

Check out yesterday's Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures for a slightly prettier, and much sexier looking Elisha.

And also check out the many more Elisha bikini pics after the jump.

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Madonna is Kissing Girls Again

11:27 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Madonna

Here's Madonna desperately trying to get attention for her new album by kissing one of her female dancers during a performance last night at the Olympia theatre in Paris. Yes, Madonna is kissing girls again. It was hot back when she was kissing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, but that's because Britney and Christina were still hot sluts back then. Now they're just sluts. And so is Madonna. Although I'm not sure slut is the right term for Madonna. What's the word for a male slut?

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