Larissa Riquelme Topless Pictures.... Dios Mio!

03:07 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Larissa Riquelme

Is it possible to overdose on sexy pictures of Latina hottie, Larissa Riquelme? If so, call me a doctor. These Larissa Riquelme topless pictures from Para Hombre magazine are going to be the death of me. What began as a World Cup lingerie model novelty has blown up into a full-fledged case of lust obsession. This Paraguayan pinup princess has one of the most amazing photo spreads this site has ever seen -- amazing boobs, body, and butt, in sexy lingerie, or, even better, out of sexy lingerie. Seriously, I may not survive.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Link: Larissa Riquelme Topless Pictures.... Dios Mio!

Weekend Links

02:45 PM, Filed under: Links

Dina Lohan goes bonkers while Lindsay Lohan breaks rocks. (dlisted)

Who are the sexiest indie rocker chicks? (BuzzFeed)

Carrie Underwood dressed like Angus Young... still hot! (HuffPo)

Jessica Alba taps butts in the South of France. (Popoholic)

Katy Perry gets lucky, and, so shall you. (Celebuzz)

10 Sickest Tricks in X-Games History. (CollegeHumor)

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore and nudity. 'Nuff said. (CityRag)

Link: Weekend Links

Nicole Trunfio Hotness Rocks My Southern Hemisphere

01:42 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Nicole Trunfio

Since we posted Nicole Trunfio nipple slip pictures last week, well, my mind has wandered off its usual focus on where to safely and securely bury nuclear waste and onto the long lean body of this Aussie model wunderkind. I can't tell you how many letters we get from Down Under claiming it to be the not-so-secret hot bed of female hotness. Now, I don't play favorites when it comes to national pride and sexy celebs, every country in this world contributes to the giant cauldron of sexy soup I swim in like a happy fly, but, Australia clearly makes a case for some type of medal or trophy or, more importantly, free beer. Nicole Trunfio, my mind's eye is on you.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Link: Nicole Trunfio Hotness Rocks My Southern Hemisphere

Ashley Tisdale and Aly Michalka: Two Cheeky Reasons to Watch Hellcats

12:21 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Ashley Tisdale

Except when my teenage girlfriend (she's mature for her age and gets me!) makes me, I will not tune my TV to the CW Network. I get it, it's not meant for me. I don't like chic vampires. But, now, Hellcats. Cheerleaders. Ashley Tisdale and Aly Michalka butt cheek flashes representing! I'm pretty much defenseless here. We've not covered Aly Michalka specifically before, but her cute smile, butter cream, err, butt, and those amazing boobs, well deserving of joining the Egotastic! family. As for Ms. Tisdale, a little cutie no doubt, who, if you play your cards right, as below, will stroll down the street in a see-through top and give a little bra peek. Mmm, cheerleaders.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Ashley Tisdale and Aly Michalka: Two Cheeky Reasons to Watch Hellcats

This Tara Reid Upskirt Picture Is An Instant Classic

11:07 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Tara Reid

What constitutes a classic Tara Reid picture?

Panties flash? Check.
Second-rate boob job cleave on display? Check.
Tequila shots with Dennis Rodman? Check.
Concerned boyfriend trying to get you to call it a night? Check.

I have no idea what Tara Reid is doing these days, or how she makes the celeb list in St. Tropez, but I think it's fair to say that rehab didn't hold. Which, in the spirit of ever finding a reason to post Tara Reid, as in, accidental flashes, works out pretty well for her. This Tara Reid upskirt picture is pretty much an instant classic and could easily be her yearbook photo in the Almanac of Trashed Celebrities.

Photo credit: Fame

Okay, we had to force Jenna to make a judgment on Tara Reid's flashed underpants:

Honeydew Intimates Microfiber Boyshort

Link: This Tara Reid Upskirt Picture Is An Instant Classic

TGIF: Billionaire Barbie Struts in Pink on the Set of New Music Video

06:58 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Paris Hilton

Where will Billionaire Barbie go next? St. Tropez for a swinging beach party with Ken? To the disco to show off her snazzy new underpants? Or to Spain to film her very own music video?

These Paris Hilton skimpy swimsuit pictures are from the set of her music video; that's right, Billionaire Barbie is coming out with her very own musical concoction. I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that the three words that will come to describe this album are: lame, stupid, and auto-tune. Nevertheless, once again, we are forced to admit that nobody has more fun than Paris Hilton. Champagne wishes and caviar dreams, as Robin Leach used to say.

Photo credit: Fame

Link: TGIF: Billionaire Barbie Struts in Pink on the Set of New Music Video

Another Irina Shayk G-D Sexy Moment

02:00 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Irina Shayk

When I have my movie premiere, I'm definitely going to invite lots of people who made it all possible. You know, parents, close friends, grade school teachers who touched me inappropriately (in all fairness, I was a handsome child). Then, I'm going to push them all behind the rope while Irina Shayk arrives, my special guest of honor. This ridiculously sexy, Russian-born model is going to strut down the red carpet, flash her amazing booty and boobs, and, to cap it all off, blow me a kiss (you know, minus the 'a kiss' part). Hey, it's my dream.

Here's the hottie model at last night's N.Y. premiere for Twelve:

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Another Irina Shayk G-D Sexy Moment

Material Girl

01:15 PM, Filed under: Links

Just turned 17, Taylor Momsen discovers her blonde ambition. (Idolator)

Nicole Kidman returns to her ginger roots. (dlisted)

Kim Kardashian crunches her butt at Boot Camp. (Celebuzz)

Mortal Kombat hipsters. (CollegeHumor)

Lara Stone is both naked and pissed. Great combo! (CityRag)

More Kendall Jenner bikini pictures have emerged. (HuffPo)

Link: Material Girl

Diana Vickers Upskirt Pictures Provide a Purple Panties Flash

01:09 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Diana Vickers

Okay, let's be honest, half of the British population has won or nearly won one of the eight bazillion television talent shows that wacky nation produces. But, among this multitude of ribbon wearers, Diana Vickers is really starting to get to me. She's cute. She's actually sexy. I think I'm falling in lust with her but fast. These Diana Vickers upskirt pictures, with a brilliant flash of Mickey D's Grimace purple panties might just seal my fate as her virtual stalker. I think I need to go polish my telescopic lenses.

Diana Vickers, clearly not an expert in the limo exit with a skirt routine yet, thankfully, as seen here a few weeks ago in a similarly upskirty result:

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com / Splash News

Jenna's guess on Diana Vickers super purple panties flash, you know, an intimate gift for that special lady:

Calvin Klein Women's Lace And Cotton Thong (Purple)

Link: Diana Vickers Upskirt Pictures Provide a Purple Panties Flash

Bon Jovi And Topless Girls Photos: Vintage 80's Hair Boobs and Rock

12:22 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Bon Jovi

Well, strictly speaking, Egotastic! is all about the sexy side of celebrity, albeit, 99.99% of the time, female. But, as a self-admitted Bon Jovi fan from back in the day, and a ridiculously self-admitted boob lover since birth, I jumped at the chance to post these recently released classic shots of Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora and the crew from the 80's getting down with some hot topless groupies in a hotel room. Staged a bit, yes, but surely a scene that was repeated nightly after concerts in those days. I can't imagine a more representative photo of why every boy in this world dreams of growing up to be a rock star. All the boobs you can handle, literally.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Bon Jovi And Topless Girls Photos: Vintage 80's Hair Boobs and Rock

Jayde Nicole Dresses Up in Lingerie to Flash Her... Bandage?

11:46 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jayde Nicole

How come I never get invited to the hot girls lingerie parties? They must have my wrong email address. Jayde Nicole lingerie pictures depict not only a hot model dressed up for some nightclub shindig, but methinks that bandage on her chin provides insight into the Playboy Playmate of the Year selection process. No, I'm not suggesting Jayde Nicole went to work on the old man's publishing tool, I'm saying it's a near certainty. Still, I like ogling this Canadian import, especially when she's flashing boobs and butt in some skimpy lingerie bits. Enjoy.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com / Splash News

Link: Jayde Nicole Dresses Up in Lingerie to Flash Her... Bandage?

J-Woww Upskirt Picture Gives Us Glimpse Into Her Southern Shores (With Bonus Maxim Video!)

11:06 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jenni 'J-Woww' Farley

Okay, I've been loathe to post the girls of Jersey Shore, wherever and whenever the MTV publicity department shoves them in front of the camera like trained monkeys (trained monkeys with big boobs). Still, when a loyal Egotastic! reader sends us a candid upskirt photo of Jenni Farley, a.k.a., J-Woww, from a Miami nightclub, I feel obliged to post. And, since J-Woww did just complete her first (and likely last) Maxim photoshoot, I'm posting the behind the scenes video of the shoot so you can see the talented guidette displaying both her, well, talents. Enjoy.

I'm guessing this will be the first and last time we see the boobtastic J-Woww being shot for a semi-serious publication.

Watch the Video:

J-Woww Maxim Photoshoot

Link: J-Woww Upskirt Picture Gives Us Glimpse Into Her Southern Shores (With Bonus Maxim Video!)

AnnaLynne McCord Braless Pictures Poke Me In the Heart

09:43 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ AnnaLynne McCord

My pilates instructor, August Claude, who's also a licensed clairvoyant, told me he foresees me someday coming in direct phyisical contact with AnnaLynne McCord. I surely hope that's full frontal contact because I believe I'm now head-over-lust for AnnaLynne McCord's ommipresent braless boobs. These AnnaLynne McCord pokie pictures are but the latest example of the sexy B.H. 90201 taking her puppies for a walk completely off the leash. How long until my predestined contact occurs? Hopefully, not before AnnaLynne discovers bras. Enjoy.

Photo credit: INF Photo / Fame / GSi media

Link: AnnaLynne McCord Braless Pictures Poke Me In the Heart

Adriana Lima Sexy Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret (Part 2 of 2)

02:02 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Adriana Lima

Simply amazing. Part 2 of of the ridiculously sexy Adriana Lima bikini picture set from her Victoria's Secret photoshoot, and, as all the blood rushes to me eyes (yes, my eyes), I've lost all ability to speak to this bikini sex-bomb extravaganza. Seriously, where does Adriana Lima come from? I mean, yes, Brazil, I know that, but not this planet. I haven't even seen these bikinis in the catalog yet and I've already purchased forty-seven pair, including one for each of the three Latvian sisters who manage my hemp farm. Enjoy.

Link: Adriana Lima Sexy Bikini Photoshoot for Victoria's Secret (Part 2 of 2)

I See London, I See France

01:00 PM, Filed under: Links

Jessica Biel red hotness shows off black panties beneath... look close. (Celebuzz)

Guess which hottie needs help with her bikini top? (PopSugar)

Elisabetta Canalis rides the white pony. (dlisted)

Megan Fox butt shots to complement the tummy. (Popoholic)

Celebrity pussy! C'mon, we're talking about cats. (BuzzFeed)

Angelina Jolie scandalous nudie heroin piping photos emerge. (HuffPo)

Link: I See London, I See France