Rihanna Goes Sheer Bra Top For Dinner Out; I Could Totally See the Two of Us At The Sizzler

Perhaps I'm a bit jealous because most of my recent dinner dates have still been wearing their prison jumpsuits when I take them out to whichever discount food chain is offering the best Early Bird dinner special on that particular late afternoon. But I sure would like a dinner companion with the body of Rihanna, and the good sense to show it off.

Hitting her favorite Italian restaurant in L.A. last night, the Bajan diva saw fit to slip into something a little more comfortable, and a little less covering, in a boobtastic flattering sheer bra top and a similarly 'hey, look, it's mostly see-through' skirt that left little to the imagination. Though, oddly, all I've been doing is imagining things since first seeing, so maybe I got that whole expression wrong.

Oh, Rihanna, you're anti-body-shyness campaign is working ever so well. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Unexpectedly Hot in Forbes Magazine Mini-Shoot

It's been a while since we've seen our be-lusted little Latina diva, Selena Gomez, either with or without her teen lesbian boyfriend, and who would've expected her to make a sextastic return courtesy of Forbes magazine, but that is what she done did. And we can't help but admire, especially this leading shot to her mini-pictorial.

View it and weep with thoughts of hugs and kisses and slaps and tickles. Enjoy.

Rhian Sugden Topless Hotness Both Up and Down the Stairs in Body in Mind Photoshoot

 

I don't say this lightly, but this may be my new very favorite Rhian Sugden photoshoot.

The folks over at Body in Mind know female hotness very well, and they've managed to capture the utter sextastic of the blonde bombshell in a relatively natural look, highlighting her god-given talents without excessive lighting or makeup or wardrobe for that matter. No bells and whistles, just ridiculously hot Rhian and her sweet double scoops of deliciousness in this 'Upstairs Downstairs' pictorial.

It's truly divine (or at least how I imagine heaven). Enjoy.

Be sure to check out all the beautiful, tasteful, and delightful female unclothed at Body in Mind.

Audrina Patridge Still Wearing a Bikini and Other Fine Things to Ogle

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Audrina Patridge flaunts her boobtastics south of the border. (Celebuzz)

Jenny McCarthy plots a return to the pages of Playboy in a couple of months. (FoxNews)

Leann Rimes knows how to handle the big ones. (HuffPo)

Pamela Anderson gives a boozy lapdance in front of a window. Well played. (TMZ)

Jessica Alba made the asstastic up bikini pose famous. Now others are copying her. (COED)

Ali Larter struts around town in a short black skirt. (Celebslam)

Natalie Portman and other hot actresses who've played strippers. (Ranker)

Hayden Panettiere And Her Short Skirt Is Going to Cause a Fapping Chain Reaction

I kind of get the whole Hayden Panettiere craze, but not quite like some of you. The crayon drawn letters we get from some of you with your hearts on your sleeves (at least, it looks like hearts) going on and on about petite blonde minxy Hayden Panettiere, well, it's pretty clear why your mom has to scream at home about why the Intensive Care hand lotion bottle is empty again.

And, now, Hayden has hit the streets of the Big Apple in some kind of futuristic leathery stormtrooper in a miniskirt look that I'm quite certain is going to cause the collective thud of basement bedroom doors closing, and yet another reason for mom to get peeved. That little hot body, those legs, yep, we won't be calling you to hit the mall arcade for at least four to eleven hours. Enjoy.

Freida Pinto Upskirt Scores Another Win for Cannes-Tastic Hotness

The whole Cannes Film Festival has been starting to bug me the past few years. I kind of finally got used to its self-importance and annual Sean Penn appreciation days, and even Roman Polanski coming out of rape-retirement to receive honorariums, but now it's started accepting big bribes from the studios to open films like Madagascar 3 and there's nothing worse than an art-snob Frenchy thing that you come to learn is just a sell-out all along. Then again, there are the hotties...

Frieda Pinto is our latest and greatest Cannes sextastic award winner, thanks to the Indian actress, well, looking all kinds of hot, but that is her norm, but also flashing a panties peek up her skirt and she motored between fancy parties in the Southern France resort town. Frieda Pinto sexy upskirts? Yeah, they make listening to speeches about the 'importance of the craft' from Sean Penn almost bearable. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder Topless In Glasses, This Might Be Her Greatest Look Ever (VIDEO)

 

There's no doubt Lucy Pinder is one of our very most favorite of the sextastic Britty glamour models, something very naughty librarian about her whole hot look. So when we saw her playing up her naughty girl in glasses topless thing in what seems to be a promo for her app (who doesn't have an app these days?), well, we fell into about a six hour tailspin of fantasies involving late night bookstacking, the Dewey Decimal System, and Lucy Pinder all kinds of falling out of her top.

Take a look for yourself and see if you don't just want to have this librarian shoosh you but hard in the pants. Enjoy.