Egotastic
It's ball check time. And I'm not talking P.E. teacher inventory. You know what I'm saying.
May 18th, the estrogen-laden What to Expect When You're Expecting comes out in theaters in the U.S. If you attend this film, and I'm speaking to the men among us now, you might just trade those twin jewels in for a gift bag of potpourri scents, because in the very least, emasculation ought to smell like a spring morning.
That being said, for the preggo fetishists among us, well, we'd be remiss if we didn't share the only male-redeemable elements to this film: Brooklyn Decker, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Anna Kendrick, and Cameron Diaz. Now imagine them pregnant, or picture them in these promo pics for the film.
Enjoy your kink-fantasy fun time. But, under no circumstances, without a fake mustache, a sombrero, and a legal name change, should you be seen entering a venue to watch this movie. Don't forsake the jewels.
Tila Tequila Nip Slips While Rollerblading (One of These Things Will Never Go Out of Style)
I was pretty sure I read the obituary for rollerblading in 2002, and even at that it held on for a couple years after everybody thought it was dead. The really lone exception to the death knell for roller blading is hot chicks in hardly any clothes; throw in a wardrobe malfunction like a delightful nip slip, and you have something worth keeping alive.
Friend of Egotastic! and all-around gamer Tila Tequila hit Malibu on blades today wearing what appeared to be her bra and panties, but who can be sure these days with these crazy kids. And, don't you know, the combination of the elements and the lack of elements led to an unmistakable slippabe from Tila's noteworthy front side. Definitely worth an ogle. Enjoy.