Agnes Olech Sexes Up FHM Spain (in Photos By One Of Our Readers)

Congratulations to Egotastic! Reader, Roger Snider, photographer extraordinary, whose photos of Polish model and actress Agnes Olech made their steamy way onto the pages of this month's FHM Spain.

Now, I am told photography is a difficult art, fraught with all types of perilous potential for disaster, and some hard work to boot, but I'm not exactly buying into the sob stories when you get to spend countless hours with a half-dressed hottie posing her in a sexy little bikini (albeit, that knife would kind of scare me). Enjoy.

Be sure to check out more of Roger's work at his personal photography site.

Miranda Kerr Bikini Candids Makes Us Damn Jealous of a Nanny

Yep, that's Miranda Kerr in a green bikini relaxing Down Under, and, yep, that's her all-too hot-bikini bodied nanny adjusting Miranda's bikini bottom for her.

Are we really so shameful as to be jealous of a nanny merely because she gets to wiggle her fingers in between Miranda Kerr's bikini bottom and her bare butt cheeks? Hell yeah we are. Those should've been our digits de-wedgifying the taut rump of one of the hottest women on the planet. I mean, we did apply for the nanny job not twice but thrice, and probably would've got it too were it not for certain Internet background check 'irregularities'. 

Nevertheless, once we get past our petty jealousy, we get to behold these long-distance, but wonderfully captured shots of our be-lusted Miranda Kerr, poolside, in her bikini, flashing the MILF-madness body that forces us to imagine giving her a brief, but sharp spanking, for being ever so teasy (okay, so maybe I'm not really properly psychologically fit to be a nanny after all). Enjoy.

Coco Twitpics Herself Nekkid With Her Nephew

 

(Editor's Note: We did the pixelation of the baby, not because that baby might be humiliated some day when he's a grown dude and everybody has a picture of him laying nekkid with Aunt Coco in bed, but just because he's still an innocent baby, I mean, one damn lucky innocent baby, but still just a baby.)

1am in LA and my sis,Kristy keeps flashing the camera while me and my nephew,baby Austin,try to sleep..Man, this is a spoiled baby

-- Coco on her Twitpic

Yeah, there's that, and it was 1:00am, but did anybody stop to ask why Aunt Coco was completely butt nekkid in bed with her sister's baby, or why sis thought to snap away and publish the pic to the world.

Well, we've certainly done stuff at one in the morning that can't be labeled as genius, so we'll give a full pass to the Austin family on this one, especially since, you know, we do end up getting to see our friend Coco nekkid. And when you've got boobtastic asstastic friends like Coco, you definitely want to see your friends nekkid. Enjoy.

(Thanks to 'Jacob S.' for first uncovering this nekkid gem early early this morning.)

Audrina Patridge Takes Her Wicked Hot Body for an Ocean Front Jog

No matter what you can say about Audrina Patridge and her porridge brain, I will say back to you, yeah, but just check out that body.

For all the silliness of her craptastic reality show, and all her previous parts involving bubble-headed inanity of The Hills persuasion, you can never take from Audrina that rock hot body of hers. It's downright upright in its inducement of passionate feelings for gentleman oglers of all ages. And a body like that doesn't come easy. Oh, no, trust me, I've read books on this subject. Audrina has to work that booty and tummy and bosomy boobtastic, and she has to do so outdoors, and in very little or very tight clothing, because that's a recipe for success.

In her little purple sports bra and black leggings, Audrina took to the bike path of the South Bay of Los Angeles yesterday to put a little sweat into her most obviously redeemable assets. Every time Audrina bent over to tie her shoes, three seagulls fell dead to the pavement from sheer exhaustion. Yep, that hot. Enjoy.

Emma Stone Bikini Pictures Are Candidly Gingertastic

There are three things I want to see before I die. Paris Hilton's medical records, the Taj Mahal, and Emma Stone nekkid. Not necessarily in that order.

We all lust Emma Stone, we do, let's be real. And after The Amazing Spider-Man this summer, well, we're going to have to share her fantasy-wise with every pre-pubescent boy on the planet. But, for today, she's all ours. And don't you know Emma has rewarded us with some not-oft ogled bits of her ginger-topped body, courtesy of these telescopic bikini candids from her poolside in Rio.

If seeing Emma Stone dripping wet in a little black bikini fresh out of the water isn't making your Easy A just a little bit harder today, you're not ogling properly. Enjoy

Miranda Kerr Sextastic Spring Pictorial for Victoria’s Secret

I think it's been several hours since I thought of Miranda Kerr and I'm already feeling anxious about it. It's the nagging feeling that you're forgetting something, in this case, my continuous and ceaseless lust for all things Miranda. 

I do realize that ever since Miranda entered MILFhood these type of obsessive feelings only became more, well, obsessive. And my shrink, the honorable Dr. Kyrie Phang, says that I need to find interests that will take me away from my obsessions. But, then, he's never had it this bad for uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr. So, simple prescription, difficult to execute.

In her new Spring pictorial for Victoria's Secret, the supremely good-looking Aussie shows once more why she routinely ranks among the world's hottest hotties, with some covered topless shots, a few bikinis, and even just ridiculously hot in normal, way-too-much clothes. I'm sorry, Dr. Phang. It's not that I can't stop thinking about Miranda Kerr, it's that I dont' want to stop. Enjoy.

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Olivia Wilde looks hot in a new magazine photoshoot. (FoxNews)

The new Bourne movie trailer. (HuffPo)

Jenna Marbles is crazy... and also pretty hot. (TheChive)

Vanessa Hudgens makes the rounds in NYC. (GossipCenter)

Sasha Grey keeps doing it for the kids. (TMZ)

Bar Refaeli sexes up Londontown. (TheSuperficial)

Her royal hotness, Kate Middleton. (Celebuzz)