The new Spider-Man trailer. (HuffPo)
Kristen Bell plays hard to get. (CollegeHumor)
Look out, Danica Patrick. (FoxNews)
Eva Mendes Marie Claire photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Brittny Gastineau pretends to care about football. (Celebuzz)
Jennifer Lopez hits the beach. (TMZ)
Lingerie football. Yup. (TheChive)
Remember last month when Kelly Brook debuted her signature lingerie line for New Look and we all saw the pictures and we started frothing at the mouth like wild pack animals on the hunt and then we had to drink some orange juice and imagine our second grade teacher with the large mole on her neck, Mrs. Lumpowsky, just so that we could finally stand up in public without suffering any personal embarrassment? Okay, maybe that was just me. But I bet a few of you too.
And, now, there's more.
Additional photos from the Kelly Brook line with the ridiculously hot brunette doing what she does absolutely the best, modeling lingerie with the benefit of her curvaceous wonderment of a body. It really is like being a kid when the circus comes to town. Enjoy.
A car accident puts Paige in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo works to win her heart again. -- The Vow
I just barfed a little chick flick throw-up in my mouth. Seriously, if you have beans hanging betwixt your legs, there's really no excuse for you to be seen seeing this film. I will find out, I assure you. I'm not even sure the 'but then I got some afterward' patented excuse even holds water for this one.
That being said, the chickier the flick, the hotter the chicks often who come out to represent on the red carpet for the premiere, including last night's gaggle of girl-hotties that included movie co-star, rom-movie hottie Rachel McAdams, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner looking all kinds of underaged teen model memorable, co-star Tatum's wife and hottie, Jenna Dewan, and Disney young starlet and future corrupted teen, Bella Thorne. It all worked quite nicely in a parade of the good looking to promote this sac-shrinking cinematic endeavor. Enjoy.
Here's a little Egotastic! rule: we don't call it a nipple slip after about the 15th 'accidental' nipple flash for a celebrity. Lindsay Lohan does not have wardrobe malfunctions, she just has Lindsay moments.
Sadly, word about town is that Lindsay has fallen hard off the wagon once more, being spotted at various establishments drinking and making frequent trips to the ladies room to Colombian powder her nose. We say sadly, because Lindsay used to be one of our true ginger objects d' lust, a real beauty, before the inevitable affects of two award-losing parents ultimately took their toll on her adult life.
Still, I hold onto the belief that Lindsay retains potential, and this photoshoot from famed pervy-snapper Terry Richardson at the Chateau Marmont is some testament to that lingering sextastic, which like The Force, never goes away, it just becomes harder and harder to find in oneself. Enjoy.
I'm not so sure about these rumors that Beyonce didn't have her own baby, that she used a surrogate. I mean, somebody would have to explain the mammoth mammaries the diva flashed out in New York City last night in her first public appearance since the birth of Blue Ivy (the stripper named baby) just one month ago. Those flesh puppies are titanic, I'd like to smash my iceberg up against them if you know what I'm saying, and, yeah, I think you do.
Either Beyonce is engorged with milk or this is one of the best visual effects jobs ever. Enjoy.
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Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant, Unmarried, and in a Bikini (and It’s All Kind of Hot) |
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Behati Prinsloo Bikini Pictures Will Give You an All Over Smile |
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Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures for the Mexican Wake Up Call |
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Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures Are Extra Hot |
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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures Candids Confirm That LeAnn Rimes Wears a Bikini 24×7 |
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Katie Price And Drunken Upskirts Go Together Like Bread and Jam (You Figure Out Which Is the Jam) |
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Maria Fowler Chugs Booze, Flashes Panties, in Wild Essex Party Night |
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Chloe Sims Flashes Panties On Another Blinkered London Night |
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READER FINDS: Kendall Jenner Stripper Pole, Lea Seydoux Topless, Rihanna Nipple Ring, Lucy Collett Nekkid, and Much More… |
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Taylor Momsen Grabs Porn Star Boobtastic in Full Look at Her Naughty FHM Photoshoot
Whoa, Taylor. The previews we brought you last week of barely legal kind of punk hot rocker Taylor Momsen in her FHM photoshoot only really told a small part of the story. Taking a leer and a gaze and a half at her full pictorial from FHM reveals among other things, Taylor Momsen grabbing the funbags of porn star Jenna Haze. And them making some adult film poses of her own in what is being described as a look into a Taylor Momsen house party, an invitation that every man should be trying to get.
Taylor Momsen has so much potential for being all types of nekkid and naughty (among other things we couldn't say until she turned 18 last summer). We can only hope she lives up to her potential. Enjoy.
TAYLOR MOMSEN WAS A VERY NAUGHT TEEN