Selena Gomez So Hot Without Her Pint-Sized Lothario

How I scoured pictures of the super hot, barely legal Selena Gomez to find just one recent picture of the auto-tuned bubble gum diva sassing up the screen without her D.U.M.B. (diminutive under-aged muffin-headed boyfriend). Damn if I didn't have to see picture after picture of my beloved Latina clasped arm in arm with that kid who by sheer force of shoe lifts has grown four to six inches in photos of the past few months. So, here is that one picture. Like the last virgin flower still flourishing in the post-Biebergeddon wasteland. Cherish her. Nourish her. We may never see this again. Enjoy.

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