Kelly Rowland red carpet. (HuffPo)
Super Bowl ads sell sex. (FoxNews)
Jennifer Aniston InStyle photoshoot. (GossipCenter)
Selena Gomez bikini pictures in Rio. (Celebuzz)
Losing the Super Bowl is easier to take when you get to sleep with Gisele Bundchen. (TMZ)
Miley Cyrus out in a corset. (Popoholic)
Mega Cleavage Mondays. (TheChive)
Selena Gomez shows cleavage on the cover of Cosmo. (HuffPo)
Ashley Greene gets Lucky. (FoxNews)
Kylie and Kendall Jenner in Teen Vogue. (GossipCenter)
Shailene Woodley, Felicity Jones, Jennifer Lawrence and more Hollywood hotties. (GossipCenter)
Ciara and Maria Menounos get ready for the Superbowl. (Celebuzz)
Kim Kardashian tweets cleavage. (CelebSlam)
Not exactly a lateral move, Elisabetta Canalis. (TheSuperficial)
Kendall Jenner aint getting schooled. (HuffPo)
Gina Carano, new action hottie. (FoxNews)
Something about Adriana Lima and the superbowl. (GossipCenter)
Rihanna is getting even more ink. (Celebuzz)
Evan Rachel Wood gets to cheat with chicks? (GossipCop)
Selena Gomez talks shop. (Buzznet)
Lea Michele new Candie's photoshoot. (Idolator)
Booking my ticket to Megan Fox Island. (HuffPo)
Cameron Diaz spreads the sexy throughout Paris. (FoxNews)
Jennifer Lawrence reads the nominees. (Celebuzz)
Alright, Emily Maynard is ultra hot. (GossipCenter)
Uncovered Kate Middleton bikini pictures. (LaineyGossip)
JWoww shows cleavage, obviously. (DrunkenStepfather)
Selena Gomez gets see-through in Puerto Rico. (GossipCenter)
We love it when Selena Gomez ditches the midge and heads out on the road for her bubble gum pop concert tour; the legs, the cleavage, the hotness, being just a few of the reasons we so dig such calendar moments.
Selena took her cheeky stage act down Puerto Rico way over the weekend to screaming hordes of young teen girls (and one grown man watching from afar with his Egotastic! spectacles) as Selena Gomez once again made me personally very jealous of a microphone. I think it's the way she holds it. Or purses her lips up against. But it's driving me all kinds of crazy. Oh, yeah, she sang some songs too. Enjoy.
Well, it's not exactly a full-on wet Frenchy style kiss, but I've missed my darling little Latina diva Selena Gomez so much, when she sends out a picture of herself kissing Ashley Benson (who happens to be dating Justin Bieber's swagger coach, hence, why they're in Cabo together), I'm going to want to check it out just a bit, at least.
While we thought 2011 would end with the cessation of her relations with The Devil's Midget, sadly, that inexplicable underaged affair continues on, but it does nothing to diminish our lust, love, and longing for Selena Gomez. Even under whatever horrible deal she made with Satan that keeps her in her current romantic situation, she's still so deliciously hot. Enjoy.
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Egotastic
When My Selena Baby Smiles at Me, I Ogle Her In Rio
Oh, Selena Gomez, when, oh, when, can we finally be rid of your teen lesbian boyfriend who smells like old cotton candy and finally be together, out in the open, unashamed of the shameful things we obviously will be doing to each other in the dark?
This plan is perhaps still in the dream stages, but how can you not dream about Selena Gomez as she continues her little Latina hotness tour, now bouncing through Brazil, showing various signs that the girl has grown into a young woman. I'm not exactly sure who designed Selena's new showgirl costumes, but I most definitely want her to be wearing one under her trenchcoat as she arrives at the slip hosting my 11-foot dinghy. Just as long as she doesn't insist on listening to her own music, we will be more than fine. Enjoy.
THE LITTLE COSTUMES GO ON, THE LITTLE COSTUMES COME OFF