It's been a while since we've seen our be-lusted little Latina diva, Selena Gomez, either with or without her teen lesbian boyfriend, and who would've expected her to make a sextastic return courtesy of Forbes magazine, but that is what she done did. And we can't help but admire, especially this leading shot to her mini-pictorial.
View it and weep with thoughts of hugs and kisses and slaps and tickles. Enjoy.
The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy
Mea culpa. Mea culpa.
was most definitely wrong in my early predictions about the movie Spring Breakers. While I knew there would be the hotness provided by the bikini filling likes of Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, and even the director's own wife, Rachel Korine, I never expected the magnificent magnitude to which this Harmony Korine directed spring break heist movie could achieve. While not having seen a single moving frame of this film, from past on-set production candids, and now these amazing promo pics and movie stills appearing in Interview magazine, this movie looks like it's going to be all kinds of dark comedic and dark sextastic bikini celeb awesome.
Oh, how the worm turns when motivated by sweet hot girls flashing their boobtastic and epic booties in bikini bottoms. I can't wait. Enjoy.
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Vanity isn't just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it's now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say 'Damn, I'm fine, the world needs to see some of this.' Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects -- themselves -- which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.
This week's sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.
Editor's Note: forgive us in advance for photos of the Devil's Midget. There was no way to separate the wheat from the annoyingly chafing in a number of these 'clinging' photos.
I'm not going to lie to you. I'm jealous of a kid half my, well, half my height. How this wee YouTube sensation with the swagger coach and the tween boy designer clothes manages to grab the attention spans of the world's middle school girls, well, that part I get I guess, but how he manages to get to bump uglies with the likes of older teen diva hottie Selena Gomez, that just befuddles me to the point of very angry befuddlement.
On the set of his new music video shooting in downtown L.A. over the weekend, the little lesbian boy performed his rehearsed dance moves and pretended to drive a big boy car for the cameras, whilst the sextastic Selena Gomez surprised him on set with a hottie bear straddle that is just so unfair it makes me want to go out into nature and beat a tree to death with my fists. I don't get it and I don't want to get it.
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Rosie Jones Covered Topless by the Pool and Miley Cyrus See-Through Top Lead the Charge for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup
Oh, you sad, hot, hot, sad, self-publishing celebrity hottie fools. How we revel in your abandon. And your photos from vacations, home, cars, wherever you and your camera and your Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr accounts take you. We do so love this trend.
This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes some real doozies of a show, including Miley Cyrus with another one of her patented see-through tees, Rosie Jones on holiday and barely covering her assets, the underrated Arianny Celeste in a bikini, Selena Gomez also in a bikini and looking special hot, the precocious Jenner sisters hugging one out, and so much more goodness. You owe it to yourself and to your community to check these puppies out. Enjoy.