Half-Nekkid Megan Fox Makes Reading Fun Again

(Updated to add: Kiwi Egotastic! fan 'Matt L.' appropriately chastized us for referring to Megan Fox in these pictures as 'half-nekkid', which technically implies that she is either seen topless or bottomless, while we really meant 'half-dressed'. We apologize for this dismal mistake and have agreed to pay the cleaning bill for the back of the Auckland taxi cab where Matt literally couldn't stand the excitement stirred by this misleading headline.)

I'm brutally torn here. The more nekkid Megan Fox gets in these Armani ads, the hotter she gets. De facto. At the same time, I'm becoming closer and closer to being forced to start reading the countless words she has written along her hot body and I know, I just know deep in my soul, I'm going to be left thinking just one word -- 'really?'. Yes, someday, I do plan on reading those words, in a hot tub, a bed, or perhaps just by the light of a single bulb in my basement dungeon, and no matter how stupid, I will lie to her and tell her how it's touched me in a special place, whatever it takes to touch her in her special place. Enjoy.