Egotastic
Christmas has come early... wait, it's too early for that expression, let's go with Spring Break, as that's about how I'm feeling right now when I see the uber-sextastic Megan Fox, who we rarely see these days without a heavy jacket, baseball cap, and scarf, now in a little bikini hugging her hot body in Kona. If it's even possible, her sweet bikini body is becoming even more seductive as she continues to remove some of those inane tattoos she slathered on her body in what can only be described as capricious and drunk college aged girl decision making time.
We don't get to see Megan much on the big screen these days, though she is still getting paid hella bucks to model for Armani and grace the covers of magazines, which is probably for the best as her true talents do lie in the smile seductively and look quietly stellar for the camera category. Acting, well, she's no Dame Judi. Then again, I'd like to see Dame Judi make a million men simultaneously drool by donning a little bikini on the beach. Oh, Megan, you do have your undeniable talents. Enjoy.
(And, yes, we did cut Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) out of these pictures, but, trust me, he's still there hanging around somewhere, somehow. It's really inexplicable.)
Megan Fox Pregnant!
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.) won the lottery today. The effin' lottery. I haven't been this angry since something else horrible happened in the past that made me this angry.
Do not expect Megan Fox nekkid pregnancy photos by the way. I mean, yes, we'll sneak and snoop to get any that exist, but count on reclusion, seclusion, and the all-around secretive birthing of B.A.G.S. Jr. in the Fall.
NO, MEGAN, WHY?