Jessica Alba Eternally Hot Even in Women%u2019s Magazines

Look, am I going to let my all-male manly man badminton teammates see me reading Elle magazine? Probably not. But this month's edition, featuring the uber-hottie Jessica Alba, oh, well, then who cares about my awesome masculine rep. I'm reading Elle. Because Jessica Alba is truly one of the most sextastic celebrities on the face of this planet, and I don't care if she's hawking women's easy-going fashions on lawn chairs on the pages of women's magazines or she's topless post-pregnancy or she's just looking hot in a skin-tight leather suit. She's just ridiculously sexy and deserving of universal, multi-cultural, hands-around-the-world, kind of lust. Enjoy.