Egotastic
The after parties are where it all happens. Where the sexy celebrities with acting chops who get to attend the awards get to meet the sexy celebrities who don't have so much of the talking and speaking and emoting talent and we pretend they're all equals, because in the eyes of Egotastic!, if they're hot, they truly are.
In addition to the Golden Globe Awards hotness of Jessica Alba, Emma Stone, and Maria Menounos, the Instyle party featured noteworthy ogling opportunity contributions from always hot Miranda Kerr in a push-up top, Victoria Justice who makes our mouth water with the devil's drool, Erin Wasson, a fashion model and dress designer who designed herself one wicked hot outfit, Kaley Cuoco, bubbly princess hottie, and Billionaire Barbie (yeah, I know, we almost included Nicky Hilton too, but her net negative personality sucked the thrill out of us like a wet sponge).
And, while the Instyle Party was the place to be in L.A. last night, I'd like to give a shoutout to my poda-masseuse, Gagne Soo, who showed up at my Golden Globes viewing party with three BBWs who plowed through my crudités platter in less than seven minutes. It was like watching a NatGeo sweeps week 'Attack of the...' program. Enjoy.
READER FINDS: Elizabeth Hurley See-Through, Teresa Palmer Topless, Jessica Alba Publicly Pubic, and Much More…
There's truly no better feeling to be had in this world that doesn't involve physical contact short of that feeling realizing it's Friday. No, not just because our local liquor store throws in teriyaki jerky on Friday's with each bottle purchased (which equals a whole lotta jerky), although that is a huge part of our positive sentiment, but the end of the work week is when we open the mail bag to find the deliciously naughty treats submitted by our readers for our readers. If you could see me here, you'd know I squeal like a little girl child on Christmas morning when she spots a puppy under the tree every time we open our woolen Reader Finds mail bag.
This weeks Reader Finds includes some see-through photo peeps of veteran hot Elizabeth Hurley, some more highly definitioned topless movie views of Teresa Palmer, Jessica Alba flashing some wisps of the lady nest, Kelly Pickler in sexy bikini time, ridiculously hot model Randi Ingerman flashing her wares, Clemency Poesy in another topless movie role, Rihanna being mounted, Kelly Brook in classic sexy lingerie shoot, and Michelle Marsh just because she's so hot without clothes. It's a bushel of boobtastic delights.