Elle Macpherson Picks Up the Spirit of Boys At Her Son’s School

I'm not sure why I've become so fascinated of late with these hot celebrity moms making school runs to pick up their boys; I'm sure my shrink would explain that it has something to do with 'latent' this, and 'perverse' that and that I should put my tongue to both nodes of a 9-volt for a couple hours until my brain re-adjusted, but I'll tell you this, if my mom were supermodel Elle Macpherson and she were coming to pick me up at my hoity-toity prep academy for good boys, I'd probably have an entirely different set of psychological issues to contend with as an adult, such as the relentless voices of my classmates in my head snickering and pining for me dear old mum and her MILFtastic hotness. Oh, mama, I've been a very naughty boy. Enjoy.

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