Egotastic
Oh, blessed wicked Fridays. How we embrace you as an infant embraces a breast swollen with nourishment, an end of the work week suckle on the teat of weekend freedom. And, better yet, the day we come together as an Egotastic! family and break the proverbial boobtastic bread in our weekly edition of Reader Finds, where you the citizen, control the DD-ebate.
This week's Reader Finds offers up some classic bodies revealed, as well as some newcomer bodies exhibited, in a blend of celebrity sextastic, including Elle Macpherson wicked hot in a classic hot mom photoshoot, Angelina Jolie in an HQ rendition of her memorable topless with horses photoshoot, statuesque Brooklyn Decker looking camel-toe-alicious, teen princess Ariana Grande sexy in a bathtub, sweet hot Euro-model Nena Ristic topless behind the scenes of a photoshoot, Kitty Lea doing some naughty unclad webcam work, Winona Ryder only known topless movie scene, LeeLee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer in some dominatrix get ups, DWTS dancer Peta Murgatroyd in a sexy bikini, Sophie Howard with her bikini fallen off, and young newcomer Indiana Evans in some clips from her Aussie soapy goodness. Check it out.
Elle MacPherson vs. Christie Brinkley in Fabulous 40′s and 50′s Hotness Showdown
Seriously, there is nothing hotter than a world-wise dame. And talk about your veteran sexiness, both Elle MacPherson, at 48, and Christie Brinkley, at 58, we're on full hot MILF display today at different venues, but the effects were the same -- spank me mommy, I've been a very bad boy.
Elle Macpherson, one of our true wunderlusts, was in Cannes pimping something or other related to the Fashion Star project, of which we care little, but we do care immensely for her super hotness in a stripety dress that gave us all kinds of female Tigger fantasies. JUST SO DAMN HOT.
STRIPETY GOODNESS THAT SIMPLY DOES NOT QUIT
Christie Brinkley I don't even understand how she looks this good at her age, pimping her own sob divorce story I believe on The Today Show, and looking like she could reprise her iconic role of 30 years ago in National Lampoon's Vacation and it'd still be believable. Personally speaking, I'd still drive off the road checking her out. JUST SO DAMN DELICIOUS.
HOW IS THIS WOMAN SO DAMN HOT AT 58?
Two mature ladies. Two super amazing looking women. It's almost too too much for a boy to handle. Enjoy.