Elle Macpherson

Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Alba: Wicked Hot Moms Invade Golden Globes Press Room

January 15, 2012 @ 9:03 pm
Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Alba, Decked Out Hotness at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
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Holy faptastic! Just imagine this three-headed-hottie celebrity sextastic as co-presidents of  your PTA. School would most definitely be in session.

Elle Macpherson, Kate Beckinsale, and Jessica Alba were three of the super hot moms who commanded respect, and some awkward moments for male members of the press trying to hide their, well, members, as these ridiculously sexy women parades through during the 2012 Golden Globe Awards tonight.

It' almost unfathomable to imagine these three women gracing the same podium, but it's quite fathomable for me to imagine being that lucky microphone they pursed their lips up against. Damn you, lucky microphone! In my next life, perhaps. Enjoy.

Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Jessica Alba Smoking Hot at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Kate Beckinsale Decked Out Hotness at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Elle Macpherson Wicked Hot at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
Kate Beckinsale Decked Out Hotness at 2012 Golden Globe Awards
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Elle Macpherson, Well, Just G-D Hot at NBC Universal Promo Party

January 9, 2012 @ 12:22 pm
Elle Macpherson NBC Winter Tour
Elle Macpherson NBC Winter Tour
Elle Macpherson NBC Winter Tour
Elle Macpherson NBC Winter Tour
Elle Macpherson NBC Winter Tour
Elle Macpherson NBC Winter Tour
Elle Macpherson NBC Winter Tour
Elle Macpherson NBC Winter Tour
Elle Macpherson NBC Winter Tour
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A whole slew of sexy celebrities made their way out to the NBC Universal pimping fiesta over the weekend to promote this or that, but mostly to get all decked out and glamorous and hot in front of the cameras to convince you that their network TV shows are going to be half as exciting.

We flashed through the red carpet ourselves and Elle Macpherson just jumped out at us. Not literally jumped out at us, though, how amazing would that be. But just looked all kinds of sexy mom grown up hot, after ogling the uber-MILF surfing this past week Down Under, we just got blown away once more from her dolled-up hot looks. She truly is a wonderful specimen of the fairer sex. Enjoy.

SUPER HOT MOM
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Elle Macpherson Continues Her Super Hot Mom Surfing Lessons in Brisbane

January 4, 2012 @ 10:57 am
Elle Macpherson Surfing in Brisbane Bay
Elle Macpherson Surfing in Brisbane Bay
Elle Macpherson Surfing in Brisbane Bay
Elle Macpherson Surfing in Brisbane Bay
Elle Macpherson Surfing in Brisbane Bay
Elle Macpherson Surfing in Brisbane Bay
Elle Macpherson Surfing in Brisbane Bay
Elle Macpherson Surfing in Brisbane Bay
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Paris Surfing Nip Slip
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Lilo Riding the Pipe
No, Not That Kind of Pipe 18 Photos »

I was once in love with a surfer girl. A truly magical affair indeed. She was long and lean and tan and lovely. Her lips coated in a sheen or Dr. Zoggs sexwax. She'd hit the waves early in the morning, as the sun was just rising in the west, me sitting in my beach chair , the Ataris remake of Don Henley's Boys of Summer on the boombox, my eyes fixed on her skin-tight neoprene covered body. Those mornings were truly romantic times that I thought would never end, I mean, until her stupid boyfriend came and picked her up and they both laughed at me for my highly irregular sunburn patterns. Sometimes, lust hits you like a tidal wave.

I'm feeling those same feelings once again this week as we leer at the deliciously hot mom Elle Macpherson continuing her surfing vacation in Byron Bay, flashing her super all over veteran sextastic in her wet suit, her board, and a body that literally has the reef sharks fapping underwater with their legally protected fins. Just impossibly hot. Enjoy.

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Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Are So Hot They’re Almost Unfair

January 3, 2012 @ 12:37 pm
Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures in Byron Bay
Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures in Byron Bay
Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures in Byron Bay
Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures in Byron Bay
Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures in Byron Bay
Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures in Byron Bay
Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures in Byron Bay
Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures in Byron Bay
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Simply unfair. A 47-year old mom has no right looking as hot as she did at 27, hoisting every ounce of sextastic she did when she graced the covers of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition years ago. Some of you (and me) might even say that Elle Macpherson is even sexier than before, what with the allure of the older vixen, the hot mom, and the knowing woman all packed together in that lean, super hot bikini body she likes to slowly unfurl at the beach.

Seen here at a photoshoot in Byron Bay, Down Under, Elle Macpherson shows a set of jeans and genes that are both infinitely superior. This is truly the best kind of unfair. Enjoy.

TINY BIKINIS AND ELLE MACPHERSON ARE A PERFECT COMBINATION
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Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Hang a Perfect Ten

December 30, 2011 @ 7:42 am
Elle Macpherson Hot Surfer Mom in Brisbane, Australia
Elle Macpherson Hot Surfer Mom in Brisbane, Australia
Elle Macpherson Hot Surfer Mom in Brisbane, Australia
Elle Macpherson Hot Surfer Mom in Brisbane, Australia
Elle Macpherson Hot Surfer Mom in Brisbane, Australia
Elle Macpherson Hot Surfer Mom in Brisbane, Australia
Elle Macpherson Hot Surfer Mom in Brisbane, Australia
Elle Macpherson Hot Surfer Mom in Brisbane, Australia
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Classic Elle Topless
Of Course, Elle Even Hotter Without Any Swimsuit Top 16 Photos »

Calculate this in your ogle-abacus. Elle Macpherson is 47-years old. I know, look at her, this must be simply some bad math, or some good genes, or the combination thereof, because this smoking hot surfing mom with the still stellar bikini body, dayum, I want to help her in the general kitchen area.

Elle took to Brisbane Bay in the Aussie summer for what is apparently a fairly new hobby of hers, this thing they call surfing, as evidenced by the bloody lip she rode back to shore with. But who was looking at her lips (okay, I was, just a reflex) when the smoking hot mom unwrapped her wetsuit to reveal her ridiculously well-preserved summer swimsuit bodily form. Moms should simply not look this hot, it throws off the balance of nature (see what happened in the Stephanie Seymour case, as a for instance).

40's are the new 20's for the Perfect 10's. Enjoy.

ELLE MACPHERSON PREFERS THE SKIMPY BIKINIS, WE DO TOO FOR HER
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Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Always Pick Up My Down Under Parts

October 24, 2011 @ 9:29 am
Elle MacPherson in a Bikini in Sydney Harbor
Elle MacPherson in a Bikini in Sydney Harbor
Elle MacPherson in a Bikini in Sydney Harbor
Elle MacPherson in a Bikini in Sydney Harbor
Elle MacPherson in a Bikini in Sydney Harbor
Elle MacPherson in a Bikini in Sydney Harbor
Elle MacPherson in a Bikini in Sydney Harbor
Elle MacPherson in a Bikini in Sydney Harbor
Elle MacPherson in a Bikini in Sydney Harbor
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Oh, it may be but a telescopic candid glance across Sydney harbor, but we always take great pleasure in seeing the mid-40's veteran hotness that is Elle Macpherson in a bikini, anywhere, anytime, through any lens. She truly is an ageless wonder; a super sextastic Aussie with a world of experience, but a body built for happy happy playtime. I suppose it's probably too late for my dream of being told by my parents that my real mom is Elle Macpherson and she's coming in hot leather pants and a tiny tank top to take me back to my real home with her, but it's never too late for a well-acted Adult Nursing Relationship, right Elle?

That body just compels you to dream. Enjoy.

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Hotter Veteran MILF Store Appearance: Elle MacPherson vs. Elizabeth Hurley

October 21, 2011 @ 9:01 am
Elle MacPherson and Elizabeth Hurley
Elizabeth Hurley at Ready Set Pink Event
Elizabeth Hurley at Ready Set Pink Event
Elle MacPherson at the Myer Sydney Store
Elle MacPherson at the Myer Sydney Store
Elle MacPherson at the Myer Sydney Store
Elle MacPherson at the Myer Sydney Store
Elle MacPherson at the Myer Sydney Store
Elle MacPherson at the Myer Sydney Store
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What a tough battle between two women I've considered my virtual girlfriends since back in the just beginning to really lust women days. Veteran sexy Elle MacPherson was Down Under working some sort of store promotion while the classic brunette model hottie, Elizabeth Hurley, was across the globe in London working for a charitable cause, both women decked out and looking amazing both sextastic celebrities well into their 40's and looking ridiculously lust-inducing. Two hot, mature moms.

It's almost too much. And, yet, still not quite enough. Enjoy.

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