Kelly Brook Crosses Her Legs, Breaks My Heart

Really, is it that much to ask? Kelly Brook remains one of the sexiest women alive, lusted and adored by men worldwide, and she's suddenly found leg-crossing grace? Unholy really. We were this close (I'm holding my angry fingers about half an inch apart -- 1.3 cms or so for you metrics) to catching a glimpse into the Easy Bake Oven of Hotness. I'm not prepared to call this a Monday morning gray cloud, or a dark omen on the peeks, pokes, and slips of the coming week, I'm simply not a superstitious man, but I will say that I am rather disappointed in Kelly Brook who seems to think that personal etiquette is somehow more important than ten million man smiles. Never forget your roots, Kelly, and let us enjoy.

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