Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook See-Through Swimsuit Pictures Because Her Cans Can Be Quite Hot

Oh, to be in Cannes in May. To discuss film theory with your nose in the air, to dine on fresh snails with just a hint of garlic, and to come across Kelly Brook in a see-through bathing suit posing for a magazine photoshoot.

Yep, that Kelly Brook, the hotty curvaceous delicious brunette, and, yes, a swimsuit, that while not revealing quite enough, well, see-through is kind of a genius bathing suit material invention (albeit, if you've been to the South of France during Bavarian holiday season, you might feel that more swimsuit material is actually better, just saying, the thicker the lady during August, the quicker her clothes come off on the beach, ouch). Yes, life is pretty good when you're in a seaside resort jam packed with the hot jam of sextastic celebrities. Next year. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Swimsuit Photoshoot In Cannes Causes a Traffic Jam of Little Bitty French Cars

Kelly Brook has taken this week's Cannes Film Festival by boobtastic storm. And while her film work, the likes of which includes many delicious topless bikini scenes, did not receive honors at this year's snooty festival, she nevertheless never misses a fancy party or the chance for a sweet photoshoot among the hoity toity as she did in Cannes, strutting down its famous avenue, flashing her body for the cameras in a show-worthy swimsuit.

The curvy model of perfection revealed her skin-baring swimsuit as many undersized European compact cars blared their horns mostly because that's just what they do, when not parking on sidewalks. Personally speaking, I'm ready to toot my own horn at the site of the sextastic Kelly Brook, but mine doesn't make any noise. Enjoy.

Britney Spears, Demi Lovato, Kim Kardashian, and Adrianne Curry Lead the Self-Published Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The sisters are most definitely doing it for themselves again this week as the sextastic celebrities just can't get enough of themselves, self-publishing pictures of their own hot selves because too much exposure is never quite enough for these girls who love to live in the spotlight, and we like to observe them, like leering scientists without proper credentials.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the overly tanned cleavage of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens being showy playful, Adrianne Curry flash-bulb covered nekkid, Britney Spears nearly busting out of her dress, and much much more self-published must-sees. Enjoy

Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Includes Rihanna Naughty, Kendall Jenner Booty, Kate Upton See-Through, and Much Much More…

A wise man might have predicted a year ago that the phenomenon of celebrities taking naughty or alluring photos of themselves would have slowly died down, what with all the public and private and backchannel scandals. Thankfully, Egotastic! has no wise men among us. We knew the trend was headed right in the opposite direction. Not only did we predict it, we lit candles and prayed for it.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes just a bevy of self-photo'ed celebrity hotness including Rihanna making it rain in a naughty strip club manner, Kendall Jenner in an impossibly tight dress and a bikini, Ashley Tisdale bikini vacation photos, Kate Upton see-through top, and just a bunch more self-published pics that you really must see from a bunch of famous chicks who lust themselves almost as much as you do. Enjoy.

Kaley Cuoco, Bar Refaeli, and Miley Cyrus Featured In This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Vanity isn't just for celebrity breakfast anymore, it's now driving more and more of our sextastic hotties to check themselves out in the mirror and say 'Damn, I'm fine, the world needs to see some of this.' Snap snap. And to the web they go with their photos of their favorite subjects -- themselves -- which works out just about perfect for us gentleman oglers.

This week's sextastic Twitpic roundup includes self-contributions of hotness from the likes of Kaley Cuoco in little bikinis, Bar Refaeli looking ever hot, Miley Cyrus in love with her own legs, Sara Jean Underwood forever in a bikini and about a bazillion more sweethearts self-portraiting themselves straight into our loins. You owe it to yourself to feed their vanity. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: Sara Jean Underwood Nekkid Yoga, Selena Gomez Nipple Pokes, Kelly Brook Bikini Uber-Hotness, and Much Much More…

 

Yep, it's my very favorite time of the week, the time when on this 4/20 holiday, much like the weedies that will be joining forces in fields of clover to communally smoke a bowl, we all come to together to collective puff some hotties, courtesy of our more than generous reader contributions.

This week's Reader Finds include Sara Jean Underwood doing nekkid yoga, Selena Gomez with a nipple poke, Kelly Brook in a classically bodacious bikini photoshoot, a double shot of Aussie love with Lauren Vickers nekkid in the Bunny mag and Phoebe Tonkin in a very sexy set of photos, Adriana Lima see-through a decade ago, Ariana Grande almost almost nipple slipping, Rosie Jones most definitely without clothes, a nekkid shot of Lea Seydoux that quite possible actually isn't Lea Seydoux, Estella Warren doing topless advertisements overseas, and Euro-supermodels Hana Jirickov and Dioni Tabbers wicked naughty hotness. It's like an endless bowl of hotness.

Kelly Brook Bikini Photoshoot Candids from Behind the Scenes (Yep, They’re Hot)

There's nothing better than a super sextastic celeb favorite in a bikini photoshoot. Oh, wait, there is. Going behind the scenes of that photoshoot courtesy of that celeb's own camera who wants to share her hotness with the world.

Kelly Brook is just that kind of sextastic celebrity. Her round melons barely contained in her bikini top, her cheeks barely contained in her bottoms, my heart barely contained in my chest, and other bodily reflexes so desperately uncontrolled -- just plain old fashion curvy girl on the beach kind of hot. Talk about your legendary Sirens leading men to crash their ships on the rocks. Kelly Brook is just amazing. Enjoy.