Egotastic
Of all the sacks I might gently caress in any given week, the sack containing our Reader Finds mail is most definitely my favorite (that didn't come out right). The anticipation of not knowing what skin-filled celebrity presents lie within the crushed velvet purse we used to hold all of your discoveries during the week, it's really quite chilling. My physician, the esteemed Francis Burger M.D. says I ought to up my meds if I'm feeling such sensations, but, then, Dr. B has never stuck his paw into a velvet pouch stuffed with pure sextastic.
This week's fountain of reader-submitted flesh includes Gerri Halliwell pre-Spice Girl but post-getting nekkid, Lizzie Jagger flashing nipple on the runway, Amy Jo Johnson, the Pink Ranger, almost almost flashing the same, Bollywood veteran hottie Aishwarya Rai, with some upskirt and camel toe movie stills, Johanna Lundback hotness in see-through lingerie once more, maybe Cassie Steele maybe flashing her DeGrassi boob, Brazilian ginger hottie Cintia Dicker in a fashion pictorial that is just plain clothed-sexy, Kelly Brook covered topless, Rosie Jones not at all covered topless, Jordan Hinson sexy licking, and Demi Lovato bikini butt shot from distance. Yep, today's sack is ready to burst.
Kelly Brook Is Hotter Than Fabulous, As Always
Plain and simple, Kelly Brook can not look not hot. She's got some kind of genetic mutation that just makes her some degrees more sexy that the rest of the known universe.
Even in light and fluffy female shopping mags like Fabulous, Kelly Brook pulls off the majestic with her supremely curvaceous body, that look that could launch a thousand strokes, and some very old school bra flashing.
It's not that we want to look at Kelly Brook all day, it's that our gonadial supreme leaders command us to. We have little choice in the matter. Enjoy.
KELLY BROOK BIKINI PICTURES, AN INSTANT CLASSIC