Of all the sacks I might gently caress in any given week, the sack containing our Reader Finds mail is most definitely my favorite (that didn't come out right). The anticipation of not knowing what skin-filled celebrity presents lie within the crushed velvet purse we used to hold all of your discoveries during the week, it's really quite chilling. My physician, the esteemed Francis Burger M.D. says I ought to up my meds if I'm feeling such sensations, but, then, Dr. B has never stuck his paw into a velvet pouch stuffed with pure sextastic.
This week's fountain of reader-submitted flesh includes Gerri Halliwell pre-Spice Girl but post-getting nekkid, Lizzie Jagger flashing nipple on the runway, Amy Jo Johnson, the Pink Ranger, almost almost flashing the same, Bollywood veteran hottie Aishwarya Rai, with some upskirt and camel toe movie stills, Johanna Lundback hotness in see-through lingerie once more, maybe Cassie Steele maybe flashing her DeGrassi boob, Brazilian ginger hottie Cintia Dicker in a fashion pictorial that is just plain clothed-sexy, Kelly Brook covered topless, Rosie Jones not at all covered topless, Jordan Hinson sexy licking, and Demi Lovato bikini butt shot from distance. Yep, today's sack is ready to burst.
READER FINDS: Selena Gomez Down Top and Commando Bottom, Lady Gaga Bare Top Show, Angelina Jolie See-Through, and Much More…
Phew and pshaw, as the kindly older woman who raised me for several years before the police caught up with her and arrested her for stealing me from my stroller would say after a long day. It's sort of an exasperated sounds the best describes how we all feel when we hit the end of the week.
But there's no phewing or pshawing around the veritable visual highlight of each week here on Egotastic!, the community chest contributions from our readers of all that they have found in their diligent and most likely pants-less searches across the unending digital expanses of the Internet. The array of the asstastic and celebrity sexy never ceases to amaze us here.
This week's Reader Finds includes a double dose of Selena Gomez, both down her top to some healthy boobtastic and up her concert costume to see her seemingly commando, Lady Gaga wrapped in clear plastic, classic Angelina Jolie hotness exhibition, Adriana Lima in a wicked sweet photoshoot, Lacey Banghard topless and loaded, Courteney Cox camel toe-licious, Kelly Brook in bed in lingerie, Noelia Rios in a quite unclothed TV performance, Nicole Murphy see-through to mammaries, and Amba Jackson (Mick Jagger's teen granddaughter) showing almost too much for her age. It's a melting pot of the magnificent indeed.