Zombie Box Keeps Your Stuff Safe From the Undead

Got ants or handsy roommates? Then you need one of these Zombie Boxes. They're zombie-proof (even though we have no way of proving that until the apocalypse) and roommate-proof and they're so durable that they'll probably last your entire lifetime.

These heavy duty storage boxes are actually hand-picked military ammo boxes that have been refurbished and cleaned by the pros to make sure that there's nothing in or on it that might make you crap your pants or blow you into oblivion. Each one has been customized with foam liner and painted over with a coat of high-grade paint and rust inhibitor so you went end up with a rusty box decades from today.

These lockable Zombie Boxes are water proof, weather resistant, and zombie proof so you can sleep at peace, knowing that there's no way anyone or anything can get to your secret stash if you kept it inside the box.

Get It: $50