YouTube Films Her Nose Job, What Happens Next Won’t Shock You

 

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i felt myself become me in this moment . thank you @drjbloom for making something ive wanted for years- real #newnosenewlife

A post shared by Gabi DeMartino (@gabi) on Jan 24, 2019 at 3:15pm PST

The reason the news of some tragic Z-list YouTuber recording her nose job (and giving an Insta shoutout #ad to her plastic surgeon) is hitting me the wrong way is probably because I saw it on Just Jared Jr. For the record, I was redirected there from a different pap site. TMZ Jr. And I was directed there from WWTDD Jr. Just Jared Jr. is I guess, Nickelodeon Jr. for future whores? The site is definitively geared towards children, and right smack dab in the middle of Spider-Man and Princess Diarrheas 3 updates is a picture of twenty-three-year-old YouTuber Gabi DeMartino's smashed and bloodied nose. Meere inches away from her pensive reflection on the nose job:

i felt myself become me in this moment

She also, no joke, includes:

#newnosenewlife

Again, none of this is inherently bad, but it makes me feel gross for some reason. And I'm disgusting. With Gabi DeMartino's nose job taking the place of the Highlights Magazine word searches that we grew up with, does anyone else get the sense that kids are fucked?

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