You’re Not A True Fan Until You Dunk Your Head in a Bucket of Urine, Right?

What would you do for $450? Probably not much, right? I mean, it isn't all together that large a sum of money in this day and age. But the one thing I can assure you I wouldn't do is dunk my head in a massive bucket of urine collected at a tailgaiting event by Cleveland Brown fans.

But maybe that's because...you know...I'm not a complete retard. Not to say Cleveland Brown fans are, but one in particular certainly is. Maybe his rent was due and he was short and they were going to kick him out onto the street, which would make his wife leave him, which would depress him, which would lead to him being fired and eventually losing custody of his children and subsequent suicide by auto-erotic asphyxiation. Maybe that's why he did it.

Or maybe he's just an idiot. But hey, I just thought of a great new replacement game for Bobbing for Apples this holiday season!