You’re Dead To Me

Heather Locklear is not at all happy that her best friend, Denise Richards is now with her ex-husband Richie Sambora. (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton has car trouble. Which basically means she doesn't know how to open the door. (Hollywood Tuna)

David Beckham got his BMW ripped off, so Audi gave him a car for free. Ass. (Pink is the New Blog)

Apparently, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are still good enough friends for her to be in a movie he's producing. (IDLYITW)

Michael Jackson has finally paid his $49,000 tax fines and is now reopenning the Neverland Ranch. Hide your kids. (DListed)

Nick Lachey got bumped from the cover of Rolling Stone to the cover of Us Weekly. Sucks to be him. (Popsugar)

Robin Williams is a funny guy, but his hair is a laughing matter all it's own. (CityRag)

Tom Cruise ditched his Paris press conference to fly a helicopter with his kids. I'm not sure that's the best way to promote a movie. (Just Jared)

At least Tom and Jaime Foxx are still friends. I feel so much better knowing that. (Hollywood Rag)

Oh, and did I mention that Tom Cruise used to get car rides from guys trying to pick up hookers? (CelebNewsWire)

Check out this video of the craziest TV preacher you will ever see. (CollegeHumor)