Yazmin Oukhellou’s Faptastic Figure On The Streets Filming Her Reality Show

Yazmin Oukhellou is undeniably beautiful, but I find it to be a very generic beauty. Throw this woman in a police lineup of brown haired models from the lingerie section of a Sears catalogue I would not be able to pick her out from the rest of them. And that is not a laughing matter. That means some innocent woman could end up doing time for a crime that Yazmin committed. Not cool, Yazmin. Not cool.

What Yazmin really needs is something distinguishing to set her apart from the rest, like a really nasty scar or an eye patch. She would not even need the eye patch for any reason other than aesthetics. Groucho Marx didn’t have a moustache when he started his career, but it became a trademark. She could really learn a thing or two from that cigar sucker.

Hell, she could even start wearing bow ties. She could be the bow tie broad. Avril Lavigne became the neck tie wearing girl, so I see no reason why a bow tie could not be equally as endearing. But she had better jump on it quick before some other lady takes it, because we all know there can be only one bow tie wearer. Anyone else will only be seen as a poseur.

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