Wrangle With Perky Perfection Trista Mikail

I’d commit to using an outhouse for the rest of my life, never to sit on an indoor toilet seat ever again, if it means going on a camping adventure for just one night with Trista Mikail. She’s a woman who I would go out of my way to be stuck in the woods with. She’s pretty, and pretty smart to bring a Jeep for the trails. The outdoors is all about preparation. And if you’re bringing her along, you’re pretty much set on the thinking ahead and being prepared part. I know she’s all I need to pack on a trip. Her and maybe some beef jerky just in case I get hungry before it’s time to forage for free four-legged food roaming about.

I’m only too eager to serve her a four course catch-and-eat dinner consisting of squirrel, trout, coon, and deer as the main entrée. I hope she’s not vegan. If she is, I’d still be okay with eating grass or whatever they eat for a few nights if that meant being closer to a beauty like her. I think I’ve found my Pocahontas with her. I love beautiful women and I love being outside. And tents are practically modern day teepees.

Photo Credit: MEGA