Would You Hit It, Last Woman On Earth Edition: Tess Holliday’s Butt To Protest Victoria’s Secret

Disclaimer: When we do our new and thrilling Would You Hit It, Last Woman On Earth Edition, you need to really visualize that this is the last woman on the entire planet before casting your dick's vote in the comments. You still have a libido, and the human race is in need of repopulating. Men are around, so you could get your rocks off with Ezra Miller. Oh wait he's not a man. Hmm. You get the point. Proceed.

The CMO of Victoria's Secret's parent company L Brands, Ed Razek, recently stepped out of PC line when pimping the 2018 Victoria's Secret Mall Lingerie Show during an interview with Vogue. He said he doesn't want trans and overweight models walking as Victoria's Secret Angels in his show. Trans and overweight models can breathe a sigh of relief knowing they won't have to dress like angels pimping out their pussies in heaven's red light district:

Do I think about diversity? Yes. Does the brand think about diversity? Yes. Do we offer larger sizes? Yes. So it’s like, why don’t you do (size) 50? Why don’t you do 60? Why don’t you do 24? It’s like, why doesn’t your show do this? Shouldn’t you have transsexuals in the show? No. No, I don’t think we should. Well, why not? Because the show is a fantasy. It’s a 42-minute entertainment special. That’s what it is. It is the only one of its kind in the world, and any other fashion brand in the world would take it in a minute, including the competitors that are carping at us. And they carp at us because we’re the leader. They don’t talk about each other. I accept that. I actually respect it. Cool. But we’re nobody’s third love. We’re their first love. And Victoria’s Secret has been women’s first love from the beginning.

Naturally this provided a clap back opportunity for any model not basking in the prestige of wearing mall underwear. And nobody harnessed the situation better than our favorite demure temptress Tess Holliday, who posted a picture of her butt in a ripped (at least I think it's ripped. Or is that a fuck hole? Or a poop hole?) lace onesie, as well as a screen grab of the Razek Vogue interview, with the caption:

Who needs VS anyway?! They never supported plus ladies & now they are trying to dis my trans sisters? Hell nah. Kiss my fat ass. I said this to @teenvogue this week: 'As much as I want VS, who’s the biggest lingerie retailer, to embrace plus size and more diverse body types, it's also important to give your time, focus, and money to brands who are actually doing what you want to see. It’s important to be vocal about the brands you do like and what they’re doing right because that’s who should get our money because they actually care about marginalized groups. Always support progressive brands.'

Nobody needs VS, and nobody needs you either Tess Holliday. Unless... you were the last woman on Earth? That's for you guys to decide in the comments.

 

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Who needs VS anyway?! They never supported plus ladies & now they are trying to dis my trans sisters? Hell nah. Kiss my fat ass. I said this to @teenvogue this week: “As much as I want VS, who’s the biggest lingerie retailer, to embrace plus size and more diverse body types, it's also important to give your time, focus, and money to brands who are actually doing what you want to see. It’s important to be vocal about the brands you do like and what they’re doing right because that’s who should get our money because they actually care about marginalized groups. Always support progressive brands.” . . I’m wearing @asos on my bum which will always get my money! #effyourbeautystandards #boycottvsfashionshow [image description: black and white photo of Tess’s bum wearing lacy underwear & the second photo is a screenshot of a news article of the CEO of VS pictured with models & the headline reads: “Victoria Secrets execs explain why they don’t use trans or plus size models”]

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