Workout Your Dong With The KGoal Boost

You may have heard from your girl about kegel exercises. Or perhaps you may of caught wind of them in a pilates class, whatever, I'm not judging. The kegel muscles are on the pelvic floor and help you keep your pee in and also keep a man from letting the swimmers out of the gate too soon, if you know what I mean. There are all kinds of devices and tools to help women strengthen their kegel muscles but nothing for men other than flexing while sitting. Nothing that is, until now. The KGoal Boost is a device on a Kickstarter that looks like a blue vagina that you can use to make your dong stronger. You simply sit on it and then it helps you work those muscles. There is even a smartphone app that you can play the old Atari game Breakout with using you balls, basically. 

I'm all for this. Why should women have strong kegel muscles while we men have to keep running to the bathroom a million times a night? Equality. Makes a nice stocking stuffer.