Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: Cowboys Vs. Dinosaurs

Ever since the good old days of Abbot and Costello there have been movies in which one thing meets another thing. A&B met up with Dracula, the Wolfman, and Frankenstein. Even that crappy Batman V. Superman is a descendent of those films. You put two opposite things together you have instant conflict, which is the essence of drama. There is certainly a lot of drama when some dinosaurs run amok in a small western town. Add some cowboys and girls in bikinis with guns and you've got yourself a movie called Cowboys Vs. Dinosaurs.

The film stars Eric Roberts, Sara Malakul Lane, and Rib Hillis as a group of cowboys and chicks in bikinis in a small Western town. When a mining accident unleashes a bunch of dinosaurs, all hell breaks loose. Forget that they never explain why or how dinosaurs survived underground for 65 million years. Whatever. What's important is a lot of scenes of Sara and some other hot ladies in bikinis shooting guns at bad CGI dinosaurs. Rib Hillis, (BTW what an awesome name), stars as the sheriff of the town who is the leader of the resistance against the dinosaurs. 

There is nothing of quality in this movie. The script is terrible, the acting is even worse, and the effects are laughable. But it doesn't take itself seriously and doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is. This makes it a completely enjoyable experience if you go into it realizing what you are watching. It's a movie about cowboys and dinosaurs, for Christ's sake.