Woman Diagnosed With Acute Ghetto Booty

The first documented medical case of ghetto booty has been diagnosed in Tennessee. Terry Ragland went to see Dr. Timothy Sweo for help with her lower back pain. The doctor diagnosed her with ghetto booty. Yes, ghetto effing booty. What she actually has is lumbar lordosis, which sounds like like an an evil overlord made of wood, but is actually a weird curve in the lower part of the spine that makes your ass stick out more. But the doctor didn't think she could understand that because, I guess, she's Black and the doctor is a total racist. Here is what he said:

"What I was trying to explain to that patient is that she has lumbar lordosis, which is a fancy name for the curve of the lower spine that makes the buttocks protrude more. In trying to explain that I said that she had ghetto booty."

I didn't know that you could change the names of diseases according to people's ethnicity. So, I guess my big ass is related to chronic Cuban nalgon syndrome, (nalgon means "He with large butt cheeks)? Ragland has filed an appeal to the Tennessee medical board to get Dr. Sweo disciplined. But it is Tennessee...