Who’s The Hottest At The Westworld Season 2 Premiere: Thandie Newton, Evan Rachel Wood, and Angela Sarafyan

For the sake of full disclosure I will admit I did not make it past the title page before I started typing up this article. I feel like my role as a serious journalist, please hold the laughter, owes it to you readers to admit that I do not even know what I am writing about.

It is just that I became so excited once I saw the word, “Westworld Season 2,” that I turned into a dog when its owner accidently said the word walk. After that there is no coming back until you either take the dog out, or you euthanize it. In my case it is illegal to euthanize, so I will likely keep up this sort of uninhibited energy until I watch that premier.

After that night I will most likely become as useless as a dog that has been used for breeding. Just leave me in a warm dry place and I will be able to leave this world with a smile on my face. You might want to have a camera at the ready, because it is likely to be the only sign of happiness I ever produced to be caught on film.

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