Who’s Number 73?

Beyonce is the #1 most desirable celebrity? Really? (AskMen)

Fergie does the whole fitness thing. (Hollywood Tuna)

Alessandra Ambrosio is always good for a quickie. (Popoholic)

David Chappelle on Crank Yankers! Awesome! (CollegeHumor)

You'd think Britney Spears could afford to shop at fancier stores than Target. (Pink is the New Blog)

Jordana Brewster is the new Angelina Jolie. (DListed)

Britney Spears goes to the drive-thru. (IDLYITW)

Kate Moss is standing by her drug-addicted, junkie man. (PopSugar)

Gwen Stefani calls her baby a "blob." (Just Jared)

Here's why Kevin Federline is an idiot: He said no to a $25 Million divorce settlement offer. (A Socialite's Life)

Gene Simmons and Nicolas Cage are hair twins. (CityRag)

Brandy is being sued for $50 Million. (Hollywood Rag)

So how many dudes is Kirsten Dunst dating? (CelebNewsWire)

Dustin Diamond is a Douchbag. (Yeeeah!)

The 3rd Annual Thighs Wide Movie Awards. The only movie awards that matter. (Thighs Wide Shut)

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