Who’s Made Our List of Fappable Fifty and Overs?

Love or hate her, you've got to give it to Kris Jenner, she's squeezed more brainless money-making machines out of her and still manages to squeeze herself into a bikini at age 56. Whether or not her womb is actually an ATM machine remains to be seen, but you can Kris and her body on the cover of New Idea, which is apparently a magazine that exists.

So good for you, Kris. But you're hardly the first woman over-the-hill who's tried to remind people in line at the supermarket that you still have some sex appeal left after over half a century. Many a famous MILF, or in some cases a GILF (the rarest of flowers), has graced our pages over the years and we'd like to pay homage to these tried and true women who threw away their last tampon years ago.

Check out our favorite ladies over fifty who still manage to make a stirring below our waistbands.