Who’s Hotter Weird Names Edition: Chloe Crowhurt or Trashie Jackson?

I feel like an impartial Martian coming to Earth to help moderate war negotiations. Because I have never heard of either of these women I am not tainted by any ill feelings towards them. I am the perfect impartial third party. It is my understanding that these two come from the reality T.V. world, so I am sure there is plenty of ill feelings to be had. That sort of thing usually follows anyone who comes from that world, aside from Elisabeth Hasselbeck who somehow managed to make a respectable career out of her Survivor stint.

What I can say right off of the bat is that both of these women have cleavage galore. Golden Coral could serve its buffet on the chests of these women and they would still have room to spare. That actually seems like it would be a decent publicity move for all parties involved. These girls could get their names in the headlines, Golden Corral could more people through the door, and the patrons might even have a more sanitary serving surface.

I am going to go with my gut instinct on this one and say the broad in the bathrobe looking dress has the hotter tamales on this day.

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