Who’s Hotter: Ariel Winter And Sofia Richie Sexy Cutoffs Edition

I would like a poll to be taken of women, and even the small number of men, who wear cutoff jeans. I want to know what percentage of them buy their cutoffs, and which ones make them themselves. Because back in my day this was not just something that you could buy in the store. You had to wear your jeans through a countless number of summer shenanigans, wearing holes through the knees until they were no longer acceptable in polite society. Only then did you have the honor of cutting off what was left of the legs. They were a status symbol.

That is not to say that I am accusing either Ariel or Sofia of buying their cutoffs. I am sure these women had the decency to earn them the right way.

In regards to the winner of this competition, I am sorry to say that Ariel has been disqualified. One cannot just go ahead and change part of their wardrobe during the judging. Did she really think I wouldn’t notice that she had on a different top halfway through? That is poor form, Ariel. Poor form.

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