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Sam Robeson - July 23, 2018
Last time we checked out Sarah Hyland most of you confessed your undying lust for her hot flawless body, so now it's time to put your money where her scars are as we pit Hyland against Instagram model Emily Ratajkowski. While perusing the dark web I noticed that both Thirstagram-addicted starlets recently wore the exact same orange scrunched up vag huggers, and now it's up to you to decide which slut wore the bikini bottoms sluttier.
All celebs in 2018 need a platform, and while Hyland remains vocal yet unfocused about causes related to anorexia, botched face jobs, and some kidney disease or something, free the nipple campaigner Ratajkowski's message has always been clear - hot women should have the right to show their huge dripping wet heaving tits on Instagram. Same ugly orange bikini bottoms. Very different chicks. Ratajkowski has the kind of unforgettable boobs that take me back to my boyhood self seeing Eva Green's tits in The Dreamers for the first time. Life altering. Hyland has those scars that you guys just can't get enough of. Gonna be a toughie...
Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA / MEGA
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