Who is Lindsay Lohan F#@&ing Now?

Trying to keep track of who's in Lindsay Lohan's bed is like trying to observe the actual position of an electron. It cannot be done to any degree of certainty, because it's always changing. A couple weeks ago, it was Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law, and now it looks like Lindsay has been hooking up with James Blunt, and Stavros Niarchos, too.

According to X17, Lohan and Blunt were seen leaving a Los Angeles nightclub together, and went to Lohan's home until the early morning.

So here ya have it -- the story of Lindsay and her new man ... when Lindsay Lohan rolled up to Teddy's Wednesday night she wasn't riding in her own SUV, she was riding in the discreet Camry that belongs to none other than James Blunt! After getting down at Teddy's, the new couple headed back to Lindsay's place in James' car where James stayed until the wee hours of the morning (our photogs left at 5 am yesterday, and he still hadn't come out!)! Stick that in your Blunt and smoke it!

But not even a few days later, Lindsay was already being seen with Paris Hilton's ex, Stavros Niarchos. X17 spotted the pair hanging out two nights in a row, with Stavros hiding in the back of Lindsay's SUV, trying to duck the paparazzi.

After taking separate cars and shying away from the cameras Friday night when leaving Bossa Nova, on Saturday night Lindsay Lohan and Stavros Niarchos elected to share a ride - back to Lindsay's place at the Chateau Marmont!

Of course, none of this comes as any surprise. Lindsay Lohan's bed is a veritable petrie dish of bodily fluids and sexually transmissable diseases. And coke, don't forget the coke. I just hope that James Blunt doesn't dirty up Petra Nemcova with all his sleeping around. Some things are sacred.

Photo credit: Splash / Flynet / X17