When Conan and Wiz Khalifa Played ‘Gears of War 4’

  Conan’s Clueless Gamer segments have changed pretty drastically of late. It used to just be the host and his pet gamer nerd Aaron, and the whole comedy of the bit came from the contrast between them. Every Big Bang Theory needs its Penny, every Homer Simpson needs a Lisa to show what a dumbass Homer is, and every Conan needs a super-serious gamer to show how horrible he is at said game.  

The more recent episodes have been all about the celebtastic cameos. About the stars of Game of Thrones sucking gorilla gonads at Overwatch right along with O’Brien. But hell, let’s not be cynical old bastards too set in our ways. We’re still getting once-in-a-lifetime spectacles like Wiz Khalifa eating some potato salad while ripping a goddamn robotic Tyrannosaurus’ jaw off in Gears of War 4, and that’s a win for the Internet whichever way you slice it.

That’s right, Ego-gents. Xbox One’s biggest title in a freaking long time hits tomorrow, and it’s been hyped out the wazzoo for quite a while. I’m sure you’ve decided whether you’re going to pick it up or not by now, but stick around a while. You haven’t had Conan’s opinion on the game yet.

In this episode, mid-Gears, Wiz advices us all to eat our greens, teaches Conan some Khalifa-standard smack talk (‘I’m gonna eff your lunch up’) and busts out the biggest gatling gun you ever saw. You don’t want to miss it: