Weird Stuff Sold On Coupon Sites: Unisex Cozy Plush Animal Bodysuits

Groupon is a virtual toy box of perversion. It isn't just coupons for restaurants and other discounts on there. Have you been to the "goods" section? It's all vibrators, pocket vaginas, dildos, and sex swings. So, it came as no surprise to me when I saw the Unisex Cozy Plush Animal Bodysuits. Now, I know that they claim that they are just cozy bathrobe-type things. The site states,

"Whimsical hooded bodysuits in styles including cows and skeletons have a cozy design that makes them ideal for lounging or sleeping."

Yeah, right. We all know that this is for plushy/furry sex or "yiffing". You can just stuff the owl suit in your backpack and go to work easily and then, after work, make your way over to the motel by the jr. high and bump cloth covered uglies with other freaks. I'm on to you. Get it here.