Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Doc Johnson Bust it Nut Butter

If there are three things I know I can always find discounts on at Groupon it's batteries, headphones, and sex toys. Usually it's your garden variety vibrators with names like "the naughty rabbit". But occasionally, they come out with a product that's so weird it boggles the mind. Doc Johnson Bust it Nut Butter is one of those products. What is it? At first glance it is just a lubricant. Nothing too weird about that, right? Here is the product description:

"Body glide emulates the look and feel of semen with its white, creamy texture, which is body safe and compatible with toys."

Got that? It's fake man yogurt. I don't get why you would want to simulate that? It comes naturally and free as the end result of sexytime. Wouldn't it be better to use something fruit flavored and purple or whatever? That's more fun. Maybe I'm just dull in the sack that I don't want to use syntho-semen in my lovemaking. Get it here.