Wait, Yolanda And Bella Hadid Claim Bella Has Never Had Plastic Surgery

 

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This is a developing story here at Dark Botched Web headquarters, but our sources are telling us that both Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid and her creator Yolanda Hadid deny that Bella has ever undergone cosmetic procedures. Seems too crazy to be true. Must be fake news. Wait. No. We have confirmation. Bella and Yolanda are deranged.

Last week Yolanda flaunted her carcass on Instagram in a brazen declaration of forgoing implants and fillers in favor of a natural glow. Of course, her natural glow has been permanently tampered with thanks to irreversible plastic surgery. But shhh, we'll never tell.

Much like us, the rest of the Internet questioned whether Yolanda - who shunned all cosmetic work in her lengthy Insta caption - supports her daughter Bella's blatant stabs at plastic surgery. Over the course of Bella's twenty-two-years on this planet, she's managed to transition from a spooky witch into a Pigeon Forge, TN off-brand Madame Trousseau Megan Fox wax statue. Here's what Yolanda had to say to the h8ers questioning her daughter's face evolution:

None of my children have [ever] done fillers or Botox or put anything foreign in their bodies. They know better after seeing what I went through.

This corroborates with what Bella had to say to InStyle back in May:

People think I got all this surgery or did this or that. And you know what? We can do a scan of my face, darling. I’m scared of putting fillers into my lips. I wouldn’t want to mess up my face.

Celebs are liars. And even the most cynical of us aren't immune. Just earlier this week a sheeple commenter openly admitted to thinking that Chris Pine's hair grew out of his scalp. Chris Pine is wearing a wig. Bella Hadid's nose is made out of recycled bottles. And if you refute this in the comments, I'm going to have to ask your fellow readers to cyberbully the stupid out of you.

 

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