VS Model Nicole Scherzinger Puts On A Smokeshow In Leggy Paparazzi Candids

I would like to give a shout out to my man in the background wearing the blue hat. He at least had the self-control to try not checking out Nicole Scherzinger. It was a valiant effort, but the booty is bound to win out.

Had I been in his place I would have had my camera out with the flash enabled. It would be a moment that I tell my grandkids about, I cannot be showing them a grainy picture, now can I? People have gone through great pains to provide me with this level of technology and if I don’t use it on ass shots then I might as well spit in their faces and/or dance on their graves, whichever is applicable.

It is not every day that a man can expect to cross paths with Nicole, unless he is married to her, in which case it probably would get old eventually. Everything gets old eventually, which is why I try to keep this saying in mind when I become too infatuated with a woman: No matter how hot you think a woman is, there is a man out there who is fed up with her shit. It is the rare relationship saying that can apply to both sexes.

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