Vienna Girardi Suffers Another Breakup and Goes Nuts With Her Cucumber

I must admit to never having seen The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, or The Bachelor Pad, all of which consume precious time from my girlfriend's waking hours when she could otherwise be darning my socks or helping me glue back together the Michael Jordan unauthorized replica mini-statue I busted up accidentally one drunken night when I thought it was a home intruder. But, apparently, chicks (and Cousin Jonathan) dig these shows because like a billion million of them watch every week to see which trumped up romances will blossom or fall to pieces so they can rejoice or cry or yell at the small screen.

One veteran of these shows, Vienna Girardi, who I only know as the pretty hot chick with the Amityville Horror eyes that ought to let a man know straight off to get the hell out of her house, well, apparently she was engaged to somebody on one show before their breakup, then had a new boyfriend on another, and they also broke up and cracked her fake heart, and now she's back home living with her parents on their peanut farm.

All of which means zippo to us at Egotastic! save for the fact that despite the batshit crazy eyes, she still looks pretty hot as a country girl toting her personal cucumber around the peanut farm. We do so love a girl who can handle a hoe. Enjoy.