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Video Game Mammary-Memories: Samantha Fox Strip Poker

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chris-littlechild - August 14, 2012

As a salutation to our beloved band of gentleman oglers, we present Video Game Mammary-Memories; an eminently mockable account of the piteous and oftentimes geek-tacular nature of pre-internet/virtual/virtual pre-internet lechery.

Could there be a more pertinent inauguration than Samantha Fox Strip Poker? The English erstwhile topless model, singer, actress, television personality and general Renaissance woman (fabricating space rockets and perfecting cold fusion are surely among her seemingly copious talents. We are concerned, at this juncture, only with her ability to evoke a Miracle-Gro effect upon man-members across the cosmos, with nary a touch. Huzzah for erotic telekinesis!) appeared in this gratuitous strip poker title on the decrepit octogenarian that is the Commodore 64 in 1986. This was during her lofty peak at which being voluptuous was an entirely feasible adornment to her resume. Was her prodigiously coveted corps done justice by this archaic leer-a-thon?

Take a nostalgia-infused look at the game in the gallery.


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