Vanessa Trump Cheats Up; Exchanges Gang Banger For Movie Star

If you’re smart you’ll keep any woman that you’re genuinely interested in far away from Leonardo DiCaprio. Hillary may have known a little more than the public when she hurtled “deplorable” accusations at any and all things Trump. More specifically, Vanessa Trump. On Vanessa’s life resumé it states she dated a devout Latin Kings gang member growing up and was stolen away from him later on by a young Leonardo, only managing to secure a spot on DiCaprio’s long list of short-lived love interests. At this point it would be easier to name which women didn’t sleep with DiCaprio but for the record we know Vanessa doesn’t belong to that small handful group of women.

An ex-con and former inmate of the Latin Kings street gang named Valentin Rivera has come forward to tell the tale of his five-year romance with Don Jr.'s bride. He says the two of them met in grade school and reconnected while she was attending a $47,000-a-year prep school in Manhattan. Unfortunately, their relationship faced a major stumbling block when he was imprisoned for assault, first doing time at Rikers Island, then at a prison upstate.

I feel like all the attention is getting flung Vanessa’s way due to the divorce. If she has gang leaders and Leo under her belt she should have let dweeb face Donald Trump Jr. slide with a little infidelity. It was Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane for Christ’s sake. Her existence being an actual threat to any sacred union should be taken as serious as receiving a threat of a roundhouse kick from a paraplegic.  I believe both Donald and Vanessa should seek some therapy and continue their semblance like every other high-powered American marriage that involves maintaining money, power, and privilege.

Photo Credit: Vanessa Trump and Aubrey O'Day from Splash News / Pacific Coast News