Tulisa Contostavlos Black Bikini Shower In Dubai

Regardless of the occasional run-ins with the law, I'm still an admirer of the body of work and the working body of N-Dubz and former X-Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos. Once I learn how to properly spell a woman's complicated last name, just assume that means I've committed to longing for her for several years to come. Tulisa has been laying low of late,  but her body showing off in a black and white bikini in Dubai signals a coming out of laying low time. For her and her gentleman ogler admirers.

Tulisa has always had an exceptionally hot petite music star body. She trimmed and honed that fertile ground to the point of making it nearly perfect. Perhaps so when she dips her head into the show to wet herself. I almost hit the floor. Only the most ridiculously hot women are allowed to use resort outdoor showers. It's a law or something. Certainly in Dubai. I didn't even know you were allowed to wear bikinis. You'd better take that off just to be safe, Tulisa. I'll hold if for you. We can cover your bare body with my hands to obtain some level of dignity. Mostly for me. I've already Facebooked it to my friends. Oh, my, pre-moistened funbags. Yes, Bill, there is a Santa Claus. Enjoy.

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