tuesday headlines

CAMERON DIAZ - is in a bikini in Hawaii. Is she as fug and pale and flat chested as she seems? Let's find out together my friend! (the sun)

AL GORE - filed for divorce recently, and now Star says he's been having a two year affair with the ex-wife of Larry David. When asked for a comment, Bill Clinton nodded proudly. (star)

BIG BOI - has released a second single from his next record, and after I become a UFC fighter this will totally be my entrance music. (youtube)

CAMILA ALVES - and her husband Matthew McConaughey (image not available) walked around New York yesterday, and she's actually not that great looking. It's weird. And yet here I am, not caring. (splash news online)

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