Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Making It Work

Travis Barker and ex-wife Shanna Moakler were arrested after both of them threatened to kill the other. Six years after splitting up because both had to feel they could do better, they still live together in the same house. It's mostly just to prove how poor they are at decision making. Also, to provide invaluable role models for their two kids. Children with a fucked up mommy and a fucked up daddy do tend to have better outcomes.

As most domestic disputes, this one began when dad wanted mom's permission to put the kids in a reality show because once you've fucked yourself up enough, America insists you show your kids going to shit too before they'll commit an hour a week. Travis laid out a few choice words for his reluctant ex-wife who doesn't want their kids in front of the camera until they're eighteen and can do porn legally.

You're a fucking piece of garbage.. you cigarette smoking coke snorting bitch.... if I could I'd put a bullet in your head.

In California, it's illegal to mention cigarettes when threatening your ex-wife. So the cops came over and arrested Travis. He told the police Moakler had threatened to have the guy she was fucking come over and beat him up. So they also arrested her on criminal threats. Both of them struggled to take selfies while in cuffs. Charges were never filed but Children and Family Services investigated so that when the kids inevitably end up dead, nobody will say, where the fuck was Children and Family Services.

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