Toochi Kash Shines Bright Like a Diamond in Gem-Covered Bikini

Toochi Kash may have a stupid name, but this big breasted beauty knows what she's doing because she's got nearly three and a half MILLION Instagram followers. How does one get to that many Instagram followers? Well, having a big rack that you like to show off is one of the fastest ways to get there, methinks, and Toochi Kash's legion of followers bear out this theory.

Who cares that her breasts are probably fake and her lips are swollen up like she just got stung by a bunch of bees? She's hot and that's all that matters in the post-Kardashian world in which we find ourselves. Those women have become the standard for beauty in this country, so it's no surprise to see all manner of people borrowing from their playbook. It's funny that they all seem to like skipping the "sex tape" phase these days, however.

Toochi Kash wants you to know that she's a material girl living in a material world and that means she wears diamond encrusted bikinis and slips a nip while almost showing her zorch. If you didn't know this before, consider yourself informed. Do with the information what you will, but at least you've got it now, and that's half the battle.

Photos courtesy of MEGA Agency