Tinashe’s Super Tight Bralet Showcases Her Pushed-Up Cleavage

The term bralet confuses me. By the sound of it, it should be a really tiny bra, but what I end up seeing is a really tiny shirt. It should be called a shirtlet. By this logic the term piglet should be referring to morbidly obese pigs, not babies.

I think I’m taking my anger out on the wrong thing. I’m not angry with bralets; all they do is show me improved cleavage and more skin. They are allies in this fight. I should be mad at the people responsible for naming it. They are the real villains here. They are even worse than Eric the Red. He only misnamed the icy hellhole Greenland so that people would be tricked into moving there. There might have been the slight implication that there would be visible boobs there when they came ashore, but I feel like the settlers should have asked more questions. The real responsibility is on them.

But everyone expects the same thing when they hear the word bralet: Two bottle caps held together with dental floss. That would have looked stunning on Tinashe. But instead we have the disappointing sight of her in a glorified sports bra.

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