Things That Go Bang in the Night: Kaley Cuoco Wicked Hot in Beverly Hills Lifestyle Magazine

Oh, Kaley Cuoco, how do we lust thee, let me count the ways. Okay, I came up with eleven ways in just seven seconds, most having to do with Kaley body parts and Smuckers Jam and a lack of napkins, but I'm sure I could come up with more with a few more seconds of thought.

The hot Big Bang Theory blonde showed off her classy hotness side in this month's Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine, looking exactly as she does in my nightly deep REM dreams, except I don't seem to recall her wearing any clothes in those fantasies, such an extra waste of ten seconds of undressing time toward Nirvana. Enjoy.