The Wang-tastic ‘Cobra Club’ Update Brings High-Def Foreskins and General NSFW for All!

  I’m sure some of you Ego-dudes will remember Cobra Club. It’s not the kind of thing you forget in a hurry. How many dick pic-taking simulators have you ever played? One, that’s how many. This one.  

Yep, this indie masterpiece sees you taking artistic nekkid selfies of a range of pixelated dudes. It’s all for a noble cause, y’see, as the official site itself explains: ‘To help re-imagine what dick pics can do for society, Cobra Club gives everyone, even people without dicks, access to the means of (dick pic) production though a fully-adjustable virtual 3D dick and versatile camera controls. It is both no one's dick and everyone's dick. Perhaps the dick pic is democracy itself...’ Can you argue with that? You cannot. Because it’s completely and thoroughly batshit.

Cobra Club was, if there’s any justice in this bad ol’ world of ours, a huge, glorious success. But hell, there’s no laurel-resting here. The game’s creator, Robert Yang (or Robert Wang, as this gonad expert should be called) has dropped a spangly new update for the game, and it’s pure gold.

Usually, updates for games involve tedious-ass things like stability, bug squashing, weapon buffs and nerfs, that sort of stuff. Cobra Club has no time for that kind of BS, instead hitting as with, as Yang Tweeted on Friday, ‘Cobra Club HD Game Update: 6k+ polygon dick, strap-on and foreskin support!!’

You can give it a go for yourself at the link, if you’re feeling a little NSFW. That’s all really, I just thought the most hilarious-sounding video game update of all time needed sharing with you all. It’s made all the better by that double exclamation point at the end there; Yang’s a little too excited by his high-def dicks.

Via Kotaku.