The Tim Burton Porno Parody Is Here

I am a very big fan of Tim Burton's early work. Everything from Pee Wee's Big Adventure to Sleepy Hollow is damn fine and entertaining. I just love wacky Gothic film, I guess. After the abominable Planet of the Apes, he's been hit or miss. Big Fish was pretty good but that Alice in Wonderland movie made me want to punch him in the throat. But, as we all know, you are not successful as a filmmaker until your style is incorporated into a porno. This porn parody by the folks at Nacho Punch tells the tale of Edward Skimmerhands, a pool boy who has a sexy run-in with his sultry client. It doesn't have any nudity, alas, but it's still pretty funny.

I remember seeing a porn version of Edward Scissorhands 20 years ago when I was perusing a pornography emporium with some friends. It was called Edward Penishands and he had...well...penises for hands. It's not subtle but it works.