The Satanic Children’s Big Book Of Activities

When I was a kid I loved doing color and activity books. Usually, I would prefer books based on sci-fi movies like Star Wars and Star Trek, etc. They are a fun and creative way to funnel your energies. But, because adults are pains in the ass, they sometimes force their ideologies into your coloring. I often was forced to do Bible puzzles and color in Jesus and whatnot by my parents. These kinds of religious activity books are allowed to be distributed in schools in Orange County, Florida. Church groups fall over themselves to hand out little comics and coloring books talking about Jebus to the kiddies. But, because we live in America, all forms of thought are welcome to also bring their ideologies to the kids. Hence the Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities.

The Satanic Temple is behind the coloring and activity book that teaches the young'ins about the ways of the cloven hoofed Lord of Darkness. It's only fair. Why shouldn't the Left-Hand Path be represented if kids can hear about Jesus? The book has puzzles, crosswords, and coloring pages with a Satanic bent. A Satanic Temple spokesman says,

"If a public school board is going to allow religious pamphlets and full Bibles to be distributed to students -- as is the case in Orange County, Florida -- we think the responsible thing to do is to ensure that these students are given access to a variety of differing religious opinions, as opposed to standing idly by while one religious voice dominates the discourse and delivers propaganda to youth. I am quite certain that all of the children in these Florida schools are already aware of the Christian religion and it's Bible, and this might be the first exposure these children have to the actual practice of Satanism. We think many students will be very curious to see what we offer."

Get it for your kids here.