“The Poontang Clause” Will Change Sports Forever

Sports stars are undoubtedly among our biggest heroes. But some people get their panties in a twist when these millionaires in peek physical condition stray from their marriages. Think of Tiger Woods. He was America's friggin' sweetheart until it came to light that he was banging everything that moves. Not that this is anything new. Wilt Chamberlain had sex with thousands of women and you know Babe Ruth banged a chick or three. But are we just being hypocrites in persecuting these athletes? What would we do if we were in their position? Maybe some of us would stay pure...but I think those numbers would be small. Perhaps it's best if we give them a certain allotment of strange they can get and still be heroes.

With that in mind, our friends at The Kicker put this video together about a new innovation in sports contracts, "The Poontang Clause". It stars Kal Penn and Zak Orth and was written by Bryan Tucker.