The New Nick Hotties: The Girls of Big Time Rush

Okay, I've never seen heard or perceived of the Nickelodeon show Big Time Rush before. I've never listened to a song from, or attended a concert by, the boy band that is either sparked from the show, or that the show was sparked from, or whatever the hybrid reality media story is behind this Viacom craptastic invention.

However, today that all changes. Teenage considerations aside, the female co-stars of Big Time Rush took to the beaches of Cali for a promotional bikini photoshoot that highlighted the sole, or soles, reason to take a peek every now into this Nick 'tween cookie cutternes.

Denyse Tontz, Kelli Goss, and Savannah Jayde. Yes, they sound like strippers, but, please, they're just teen Nick hotties in bikinis, so, be kind. And, enjoy.