The Hottest Babes At V Magazine’s Coachella Pool Party

I've never been to Coachella but I had no idea there were pool parties there. It's like high school all over again, the cool kids are chilling poolside while I sit in my room and write screeds against their hedonistic behavior. All the hottest stars were at this Coachella pool party, though, you'd better believe that much. Just wait until I tell you all about it.

Pardon me while I geek out for a minute as both Zandra Zmith and Heighleigh K. Hillerson from the new Disney Channel series Baloney Boppers were there! They're quite frankly the hottest thing on the planet right now. And there goes Jayden J. Kaden from the new Nickelodeon series Fart Patrol. Man, that guy and/or girl knows how to have a good time.

Mackensee Diaz and Faith Felcher from the hit TV show Penetration High were also there, schmoozing and drinking by the pool. Oh, and who's that manning the DJ booth? Why it's Sebastian from that hot new band Six Schmohawks for Summer. Listen to him spinning the hits.

It's too bad none of us got the invite to rub elbows with the stars, but such is our lot in life. Excuse me for a moment while I try not to cry myself to sleep now.

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